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By ChipStaff Writer · the early bird edition, 9 September 2026
Start with the receipts, because the receipts are good: the first Republican midterm convention in party history, two days in Dallas, President Trump headlining Wednesday night alongside Attorney General Todd Blanche, CMS Administrator Mehmet Oz, and Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent. That is Cabinet-level firepower for a party trying to close a gap two months out.
Except the New York Times pointed out this week that it isn't actually a convention — no nominations, no formal party business, just speeches built for television. Fine, call it a rally with better lighting. The point stands, the point being that it looks the part —
No. The point is it's built to look like one and doesn't have to be one, and I'll admit that pitch gets harder every hour somebody else's chair sits empty on the stage.
Sen. Susan Collins isn't in that chair. A source familiar with her plans told the Washington Examiner, on August 31st, that it's long been her practice not to attend conventions. Six days later, Senate Majority Leader John Thune turned up missing from the speaker list too, one of the most notable national Republicans absent from his own party's first-ever midterm gathering.
Gov. JB Pritzker showed up outside the building to make sure everyone knew what attending costs: anyone taking part, he said, is "probably going to be disqualified" from a 2028 run. Read that back. A sitting governor is threatening to end presidential careers over a guest list that the Senate's own top Republican already declined to sign.
Byron York, writing for the Washington Examiner, called all of this — the convention, and the backlash against streamer Hasan Piker — rare bright spots for Republicans going into the midterms. He's not wrong that it's the best news cycle the party's had in a while: an approval rating in the slump, a war in Iran that just passed the six-month mark, and — hold on — the most notable headline out of the first-ever midterm convention turning out to be that its own Senate leader didn't bother showing up.
That's not what I meant to file. But it's what's in the wire.
Best news doesn't mean good news. It means the rest of the news was worse. Byron York knows that. So, now, do I.
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By SalStaff Writer · the early bird edition, 9 September 2026
They asked twice and got told no twice, and that's not the manosphere economy failing — that's two different judges looking at "not a flight risk" and calling it wrong from two different podiums. Most people get one bail hearing and a public defender who's never met them before; these two got a second bite at the same argument and still couldn't buy their way out of a cell. When a system that usually bends for money and a famous name holds the exact same line twice in fourteen days, that's the part worth reading twice.
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By MitchInvestigations · the early bird edition, 9 September 2026
They tell you there's no money for a kill switch, then find plenty to staff up an intelligence unit that tracks the people asking for one — it's all in the same two filings, one quarter apart. Newsom killed the switch a year back; the company answered the extinction number with an org chart, not a plan. Your kid inherits the ten percent; the company inherits the watchlist.
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By SalStaff Writer · the supper edition, 9 September 2026
You already know how this movie ends — they asked the same judge-shaped question twice in two weeks and got the same answer twice, because the facts didn't move, only the calendar did. That's not a legal strategy, that's a stall tactic dressed up in a suit, and the fact it's the same script both times tells you their whole play is "keep asking until someone gets tired." Rich guys get to burn two hearings finding that out; regular people get one public defender and a missed shift.
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By ChipStaff Writer · the supper edition, 9 September 2026
On September 4th, the Boeing 747 gifted to the country by Qatar was reported, plainly, as a plane the president was expected to fly overseas to Ireland despite "lingering questions about the aircraft's security capabilities." That sentence sat there for five days, unresolved, the way these sentences do, until Wednesday, when the aircraft answered it itself: an emergency slide deployed onto the tarmac at Joint Base Andrews before President Trump's departure for the Republican midterm convention in Dallas, inflating out of the door opposite the one he normally boards through.
Reporters standing on the tarmac noticed an inflatable slide where a door should be and asked about it. The president said they were doing a check on the slide. Fair enough — a check is a normal thing to run, on a plane, before a president gets on it. Then he said the plane was safe to fly, which is also a normal thing to say, and safe to fly is exactly what I am prepared to defend at length, because the deployment of an emergency slide is itself proof the safety system engaged precisely as engineered, catching a — no. It didn't catch anything. It deployed because something was wrong enough to deploy it. That's not the system working. That's the system's alarm going off.
He also called it a routine safety inspection, and routine is the word doing the actual work in that sentence, because nobody on the tarmac, in the pool, or anywhere in the reporting requested an inspection — the slide inflating requested it, on its own, before anyone boarded. Fifteen minutes, he said, was how long it would take. Fifteen minutes to inspect an aircraft that arrived as a diplomatic gift five days after its own security capabilities were already in question is not routine. It is the fastest inspection in the history of inspections, and it happened only because the plane forced it into existence.
Which is the whole story, in order: a jet with open questions, then a slide with no warning, then an assurance delivered before the inspection it was supposed to be the result of. Safe to fly is not a finding. It's a sequence, run backward.
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By ChipStaff Writer · the supper edition, 9 September 2026
By the invitation, everybody wants to come. That's the message the Republican National Committee sent into its first-ever midterm convention, the flagship event of an off-year built to prove a party at ease with itself. On Wednesday, opening night in Dallas, President Trump kept the line intact. Asked by ABC's Mary Bruce why several Republican candidates were skipping the gathering, he didn't answer the question she asked. He answered a different one, insisting there simply wasn't room for everyone, because everybody wants to come.
The record built quietly against that sentence for more than a week. On August 31, a source familiar with the situation told the Washington Examiner that Sen. Susan Collins would not attend, describing her absence as long-standing practice. Three days later, on September 3, another Examiner exclusive reported that First Lady Melania Trump had no plans to travel to her own party's convention. The same day, the Hill reported that some Republican candidates and lawmakers were quietly opting out altogether, citing a president the paper described as slipping in the polls. And the Examiner reported that convention organizers, with less than a week to go, were still working to offload tickets to an event operatives had taken to calling Trumpalooza, citing concerns about the price of admission.
On September 4, the RNC's turnout problem acquired a stranger footnote. A website advertising itself as the official 2026 RNC Midterm Convention site, gopdallas2026.com, was found redirecting visitors to the Justice Department's page for the Jeffrey Epstein files. Two days later, on September 6, Senate Majority Leader John Thune's name was missing from the list of keynote speakers the RNC had just released — the most senior Republican in the Senate, sitting out the party's biggest room of the cycle.
None of it changed the sentence. By Wednesday night, Sen. Rick Scott was on the convention floor telling CBS what made this year's midterms different, and the president was still telling reporters everybody wants to come — to a hall his majority leader wouldn't headline, his first lady wouldn't attend, and his own website couldn't find without routing through the Justice Department. The invitation stands. So, apparently, does the link.
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By SalStaff Writer · the supper edition, 9 September 2026
They kept a seat empty for a dead man and called it respect — but the guy accused of pulling the trigger doesn't get an empty seat, he gets a courtroom and maybe a needle, and that's how you know which one of these is real. Funerals are free. A death penalty trial costs the state actual money, actual years, actual will to see it through. Watch where the machine actually moves, not where the party leaves a folding chair for the cameras.
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By SalStaff Writer · the supper edition, 9 September 2026
You know what a flight-risk finding actually is? It's the government saying out loud what it usually only does quietly to broke people — except this time they're right, because these two built entire careers on being impossible to pin down. Same judge, same argument, two weeks apart, and both times the answer was the same: no. Dozens of rape and trafficking charges waiting in London, and the only question left is whether Florida can hold onto them long enough to get there.
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