Ford also called Trump's renaming of Lake Ontario "disappointing."
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Trump renames Lake Ontario 'Lake America'; Google updates the map before any trade deal moves.
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Let's be clear about what happened here, because the coverage has gotten predictably hysterical. The administration renamed a body of water. That's it. Google Maps reflected the change for US users, which is simply responsive cartography — the map should say what the President says it should say, and if that sounds like something out of a comedy sketch, well, Premier Ford said that too, actually, word for word, 'something out of Saturday Night Live.' Okay. Point taken. But the substance here is sovereignty, is presence, is — Ontario's premier is calling a trade war with Canada 'devastating,' and I want to say that's separate from the lake thing, that these are unrelated news items that happen to involve the same lake and the same week, but I'm looking at my notes and they are, in fact, the same story.
Here's the actual defense, if I can find it: renaming Lake Ontario projects strength. It says something to Canada, an ally and, per the current framing, occasionally a punchline. It costs nothing — no legislation, no vote, no bill — which is efficient, frankly, compared to trade negotiations, which take actual work and actual concessions and actual math. A rename takes an app update. So if you're asking which one got finished first, that's not a gotcha, that's just how fast branding moves versus policy, and I don't see why that has to reflect badly on the policy side, which is still, in theory, being worked on, somewhere, by someone.…
…(cont) Doug Ford calling it a joke doesn't change the geography. The lake is still there. It's still half Canada's. And Canada, evidently, clapped back, which I'm told is a real diplomatic term now. I'd point out that clapping back at a map label while a trade war sits on the table is its own kind of distraction, but that would mean the joke goes both ways, and I was told not to say that.
Look — a name is not a tariff. A name is not a sanctions bill. A name is a name, and if the only thing finished this month is the name, then that's — that's not what I meant to land on, but there it is.
“Nobody can pass a sanctions bill or land a trade deal, but somebody found time to rename a lake nobody up there asked to rename. That's the tell — when they can't fix the ledger, they redraw the map. Ontario still floods the same, the tariffs still bite the same, only the label changed.”
“Renaming Lake Ontario is exactly the kind of bold, decisive branding this administration — wait, it's a lake, not a hotel. It's about asserting presence, not — no, it's a name on a map app. Nobody's economy changes because of a label, that's actually the point.”
The receipts
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Sunday said that President Trump's executive order renaming Lake Ontario to "Lake America" resembled "something out of 'Saturday Night Live.'" Ford slammed Trump's trade war with Canada that placed a 50 percent…
Google Maps on Saturday changed the name of Lake Ontario to "Lake America" for U.S. users, while keeping the name intact for Canadian Google users and carrying both names for international users, following President Trump's executive order…
Ontario Premier Doug Ford on Sunday mocked President Trump’s executive order renaming Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” saying the move resembled “something out of ‘Saturday Night Live.'” Ford has traded barbs with the president many times…
Ontario Premier Doug Ford has unveiled a giant billboard reading: "Lake Ontario — Now and Always." But tech giant Google has said it is renaming the lake for U.S. users, as President Trump demanded.
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