Sen. Ted Cruz renewed calls for free and fair elections to be held in Venezuela, just two days after Trump announced that the U.S. would take of 65 billion barrels of oil
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Cruz demands Venezuela hold elections 'rapidly'; his own 2028 decision waits for 'a time'.
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Here's a fun game: find the politician who wants speed everywhere except in the mirror. Ted Cruz says Venezuela needs elections, and it needs them 'rapidly' — his word, not mine. Rapidly. Like a microwave. Like a foreclosure notice. Meanwhile, ask the same man when he's deciding whether he's running for President in 2028, and suddenly the clock breaks. 'There will be a time.' Not soon. Not rapidly. A time. Whenever that is. Could be next Tuesday, could be after the polar ice caps finish their business.
This isn't hypocrisy in the fun, gotcha sense — it's the tell. When a guy who profits from delay demands haste from someone else, that's not policy, that's a magic trick: look at the timeline over there, not the one over here. Venezuela's election clock is somebody else's problem to rush. Cruz's own ambition clock is his to protect, cushion, and release only when it's maximally useful to Cruz.…
…(cont) And notice what 'rapidly' does rhetorically — it sounds urgent, sounds principled, sounds like a man who cares deeply about democratic norms abroad. It costs him nothing to say. He's not on a ballot in Caracas. He doesn't have to live with what 'rapid' elections look like when the infrastructure to hold them fairly doesn't exist yet — that's a real conversation, and a real cost, paid by Venezuelans, not by a senator from Texas doing television hits about it.
Compare that to the actual, ordinary, boring cost of announcing a 2028 run: donors need calling, staff need hiring, a family needs asking. That's real work, real money, real risk. So of course that clock takes 'a time.' The other clock, the one that costs him nothing and might make him look tough on foreign policy for a news cycle, gets to run 'rapidly.'
Keep the receipts side by side. One senator, two clocks, and the only variable is whose life gets rearranged by the deadline. That's not a coincidence, that's a budget — his time is expensive, theirs is free.
“The man wants Caracas to hold a vote on a deadline he won't hold himself to. Rapidly for them, 'there will be a time' for him — that's not a principle, that's a stopwatch he only runs on other people's countries.”
“Senator Cruz is simply saying democratic processes should move with urgency where they've been delayed — that's a foreign policy position, not a scheduling contradiction. His own political timeline is a separate — well, it's the same kind of decision, just a different country, I suppose, if you squint.”
The receipts
Sen. Ted Cruz (R-TX) gave further indications that he intends to run for president in 2028, saying “there will be a time” when he would decide. In an appearance on NBC News’s Meet the Press, Cruz was asked directly if he was “seriously…
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