The U.S. military struck two Iranian rocket launchers on Sunday, marking its first attack on the Middle Eastern country in more than a month, according to a U.S. official. American forces struck the two launchers on Larak Island, after…
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Five outlets call the same Iran strike a 'first time' — in weeks, a month, and late July.
Look, the Pentagon has been extremely clear about this: every strike on Iran is the first strike on Iran. That's not spin, that's — well, actually five separate outlets reported five separate 'firsts' in six weeks, which if you count in order is not five firsts, it's a fifth strike, but the messaging discipline held anyway. My point stands, sort of. NBC called it 'first time in weeks.' The Hill called it 'first attack since late July.' The Daily Caller said we resumed striking to stop them mining Hormuz — which, if it needed to resume, means it had stopped, which means it wasn't the first strike either, it was a resumption, and resumptions imply a prior... okay, I see the problem. CBS and the Washington Examiner both filed 'first military action in a month,' independently, on the same day, about the same event, which either means Iran keeps almost-provoking us on a monthly cycle or means somebody in the building likes the word 'first' more than the calendar likes math. I'm told the strategic value of calling every strike 'the first' is that no single strike ever looks like a pattern. A pattern would require oversight. A series of unrelated firsts requires none. That's not evasive, that's operational security through grammar. Ask me if it's working. It's working. I mean — it's not not working. There is a genuine military rationale here involving mine-laying preparations in the Strait of Hormuz, which is real, which I will defend, and which nobody bothered to mention until strike three. The order of operations, for the record, is: strike, silence, strike, 'first time,' strike, 'first since,' strike, 'resumed,' strike, 'first in a month.' If you read that back to back it sounds like an ongoing military campaign being narrated one press release at a time as five disconnected incidents. It is not my job to notice that. It is my job to say the word 'first' with a straight face, five times, and I have done that today, on the record, and I stand by all five of them, individually, which is itself sort of the tell, isn't it. Anyway. No further comment beyond the five comments already given.
“They keep calling every strike 'the first' — first in weeks, first since July, first in a month — five different firsts on the same war. Nobody adds those up on purpose; that's the whole point of the word 'first,' it erases everything before it. Meanwhile the strait's still there, the launchers are still there, and we're still doing this every few weeks.”
“Each strike gets its own press cycle and its own 'first,' and that's just accurate reporting from five different desks — I don't control the calendar. Did I say I don't control the calendar? That's not — forget it, the strikes are targeted, precise, and apparently frequent.”
The receipts
“U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers on Larak Island”
As the war passes the six-month mark, neither side showed any sign of backing down.
A U.S. official tells NBC News that U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers that were preparing to put sea mines into the Strait of Hormuz today, marking the first attacks of the Iran war in weeks. NBC News’ Yamiche Alcindor reports.
The United States launched strikes at Iran on Sunday afternoon for the first time in over a month. The U.S. military struck Larak Island after observing Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces preparing to deploy sea mines in the Strait…
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