Tech giant Google faced widespread criticism over the weekend for becoming the first major online map provider to change the name of "Lake Ontario" to "Lake America" for its US users, after President Donald Trump ordered the name change in…
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Trump orders Google Maps to rename Lake Ontario 'Lake America;' Google complies immediately.
As it ran on the front
LAKE ONTARIO (NAMED), died this week at the age of roughly 4,000 years, following complications from an executive order.
Lake Ontario was born of retreating glaciers and carried the name, in one form or another, for millennia before the United States government intervened. It is survived by its water, which remains in place, unchanged, still one of the five Great Lakes, still bordering a country that did not consent to the change of address. It is preceded in death by 'Gulf of Mexico,' the water body renamed earlier this year in a similar proceeding, and by whatever patience the Canadian side of the shoreline had remaining.…
…(cont) The cause was swift. An executive order was signed. Google Maps, a company not previously known for holding the line on matters of cartographic sovereignty, complied without recorded objection. There was no public comment period. There was no hearing. The lake, for its part, did not weigh in, lakes generally being poor at press conferences, but its name -- the part a whippersnapper of a mapping algorithm can change with a database update -- went quietly.
We are old enough at this paper to remember when a name meant something you had to earn, or at least outlast -- a treaty, a survey, a hundred years of fishermen calling it what their fathers called it. This is not that. This is a company updating a label because it was easier than not updating it, and a government finding that renaming a body of water is, it turns out, one of the more efficient exercises of executive power available, considerably more efficient than, say, lowering the price of anything.
Some institutions die of old age. Some die of neglect. This one died of a Tuesday afternoon and an app update. That's the shit of it -- not tragic, just cheap, a hundred-dollar problem stamped onto a four-thousand-year-old lake's name.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you consult an actual survey map before your next border crossing.
“A president signs a piece of paper and a tech company renames a lake that's been there since before the country existed. That's not patriotism, that's just what happens when the largest mapping service in the world decides compliance is cheaper than a lawsuit.”
“Google Maps updated the label to reflect the executive order, as any responsible platform would when the federal government issues formal guidance -- this isn't a rebranding, it's a compliance update, and if it looks like the company folded instantly, that's because it -- well, it did, but efficiently.”
The receipts
Google updated its Maps application on Sunday in adherence with an executive order President Donald Trump signed on Thursday that renamed Lake Ontario to Lake America. Titled, “Honoring the American history of the Great Lakes and renaming…
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