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US strikes Iran, described by different outlets as the 'first' since July, a month, and weeks

As it ran on the front

The Department of Defense confirmed Sunday that American forces conducted a precision strike on Iranian rocket-launching positions, and let this reporter be clear: this is not an escalation, this is a scheduled recalibration of deterrence posture that happens to involve munitions. Officials at the briefing described it as the first strike since late July, which — and I want to be precise here — is also being reported elsewhere as the first strike in over a month, and also the first strike in weeks. Three outlets, three different 'firsts.' That is not a contradiction. That is redundancy for public safety.

Look, when Tehran moves equipment near the Strait of Hormuz, the United States has an obligation to respond, and it did, and it will continue to, because that is what deterrence means: doing the same thing repeatedly and calling each instance the first time. Did I say repeatedly? That's not — that doesn't sound like the talking point. Strike that. What I mean is these are isolated, decisive, non-repeating actions that happen to recur on a monthly, weekly, and quarterly basis simultaneously.…

…(cont) The regime, for its part, has vowed revenge, which this desk would remind everyone is standard boilerplate from a government that has vowed revenge after the last several strikes as well, and the one before that. None of this constitutes a pattern. A pattern would require someone in the briefing room to use the word 'again,' and nobody did. Officially.

It should also be noted the Treasury Department is preparing to sanction another bank over Iran transactions, which this reporter is instructed to describe as tightening the net, not admitting the last several nets didn't hold. The net is fine. The net has always been fine. We are simply adding nets.

Some critics will ask why a country can strike another country's rocket launchers for the 'first time' on four separate occasions within a five-week window. This reporter would direct those critics to consult a calendar, which — having just done so myself — actually does support their point. Never mind. The strikes stand. The 'first time' stands. All four of them.

“Four different outlets, four different 'first strikes,' same five weeks — that's not a typo, that's a war with a subscription plan nobody voted for; watch the Hormuz-mining excuse, it's the one that gets people's kids called up.”
Sal
“Each strike is a discrete, necessary, one-time deterrent action — did I say each? I mean the one. The one action. That we keep doing.”
Chip

The receipts

US launches first strikes on Iran in weeks as regime vows revenge The US is bombing Iran again
New York Postright§

The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps confirmed the attack that reportedly killed and wounded several people, but did not provide further details.

US strikes Iran for first time in over a month The US struck Iran to keep oil moving through the Strait of Hormuz
Washington Examinerright§

The United States launched strikes at Iran on Sunday afternoon for the first time in over a month. The U.S. military struck Larak Island after observing Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces preparing to deploy sea mines in the Strait…

US strikes Iranian rocket launchers in first attack since late July
The Hillmainstream§

The U.S. military struck two Iranian rocket launchers on Sunday, marking its first attack on the Middle Eastern country in more than a month, with Iran reportedly retaliating later in the day. American forces struck the two launchers on…

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