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GOP trails in 8 battleground Senate races, plans a 'very hasty' nominating convention

As it ran on the front

Read these two in order, because the order's the whole joke. Polling aggregate comes out: Republicans trailing in eight battleground Senate races, two months before the election. Same week: Republicans are gearing up for what's being described as a 'very hasty' Trump-a-palooza convention in Texas. You're down in eight races and the plan is a party.

Now, I've watched enough of these to know what 'hasty' means when it's your own side using the word about your own convention. It means somebody looked at the map, looked at the calendar, and decided the fix isn't policy, it's a pep rally. You don't throw a hasty convention when you're up. You throw a hasty convention when the base needs something to be excited about besides the numbers.…

…(cont) This is the same move every time: when the receipts are bad, change the room, not the record. Nobody's proposing what flips those eight races. Nobody's running a check on why they're trailing. The answer, apparently, is a convention with a name attached to it, staged fast enough that anybody watching has to assume it's less about persuading anybody and more about making sure the cameras have something to point at that isn't a spreadsheet.

Here's the stakes part, plain: these are Senate seats. Whoever wins those eight races decides whether the next Congress can actually check anything the executive branch does for the following six years. That's not a pep rally issue. That's the ballgame. And the response to trailing in that ballgame, with real votes on the line, is a hasty party in Texas.

You can throw all the balloons you want. Balloons don't flip a Senate map. If the plan for eight losing races is a convention scheduled in a hurry, that's not a strategy, that's a distraction with a stage.

“Down in eight Senate races two months out and the answer is a hasty convention — that's not a comeback plan, that's a pep rally standing in for one.”
Sal
“A rapid convention schedule reflects enthusiasm, not urgency — the polling aggregate is one data point, and also wrong, and also not something we're worried about.”
Chip

The receipts

Republicans ready for 'very hasty' 'Trump-a-palooza' convention in Texas The RNC is betting a convention on Trump's turnout as his approval falls
The Hillmainstream§

The Republican National Committee’s (RNC) first-of-its-kind midterm convention has been cloaked in mystery until a few weeks ago. Details are finally emerging about what’s expected to be a two-day pep rally to bolster hype and encourage…

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