The U.S. military struck two Iranian rocket launchers on Sunday, marking its first attack on the Middle Eastern country in more than a month, with Iran reportedly retaliating later in the day. American forces struck the two launchers on…
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Pentagon calls the same Iran strike a 'first' four different ways in one week.
As it ran on the front
Let this reporter be unambiguous: every strike this administration orders against Iranian positions is a discrete, deliberate, fully-briefed response to a specific and imminent threat stream. NBC called it the first strike in weeks. The Hill called it the first attack since late July. The Washington Examiner called it the first in over a month. The New York Post called it the first in weeks, again. Four outlets, four different 'firsts,' and this reporter would like to point out that is not a contradiction, that is redundancy for clarity, that is — hold on. That is actually four different strikes being called four different 'firsts' by four different outlets on four different premises, which means either the Pentagon briefed four different timelines to four different rooms, or nobody at the podium is actually counting. Did I say nobody's counting? That's not what I meant. What this reporter meant is that the Department of Defense maintains a complete, continuously updated operational log of every strike, its date, its target, and its legal justification, and that log is definitely available upon request, to the appropriate committees, eventually, in the fullness of time.
The point stands regardless: each strike responded to a live and specific threat — rocket launchers, mine-laying preparations in the Strait of Hormuz, a regime that vows revenge every single time, which this reporter notes is also getting repetitive, though in fairness so is bombing them. The administration is not engaged in a rolling, low-grade, undeclared campaign against Iran that resets its own odometer every time a new outlet picks up the wire copy. It is engaged in a series of unrelated, non-cumulative, entirely first-time events that happen, by coincidence, to occur roughly every two to three weeks, going back to at least late July, for reasons that remain, and will continue to remain, freshly urgent every time.…
…(cont) In lieu of an actual count: trust the podium.
“Every time they hit Iran, they call it 'the first in weeks' like the clock just reset itself. Four outlets, four different 'firsts' inside a month means somebody's counting on nobody adding up the total. That's not one strike, that's a policy nobody voted on, running on repeat.”
“These are distinct operations, each responsive to a distinct threat stream — calling them 'the same strike' is media conflation, not our messaging. We've struck Iran four times this weeks— sorry, this month, is what I meant. The Pentagon doesn't count strikes, it responds to them, one at a time, repeatedly.”
The receipts
The United States launched strikes at Iran on Sunday afternoon for the first time in over a month. The U.S. military struck Larak Island after observing Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces preparing to deploy sea mines in the Strait…
A U.S. official tells NBC News that U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers that were preparing to put sea mines into the Strait of Hormuz today, marking the first attacks of the Iran war in weeks. NBC News’ Yamiche Alcindor reports.
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps confirmed the attack that reportedly killed and wounded several people, but did not provide further details.
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