President Trump said the U.S. will begin "topping out" its strategic petroleum reserve with Venezuelan oil under last week's agreement. But that's unlikely to provide much relief to Americans facing sustained high gas prices. Olivia Gazis…
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Trump launches space telescope, replenishes oil reserves with Venezuelan deal
The ledger this week reflects a balance between sky and ground. The administration hails NASA's telescope launch, an investment in observation whose receipts are not yet posted. Meanwhile, the President touts the replenishment of strategic petroleum reserves with Venezuelan oil, a deal whose terms are as opaque as the barrels themselves. The telescope is a long-term asset; the oil is a stopgap. The outlay for space is measured in billions, the oil deal in millions, and the offset is not recorded. Hon, the column gap is the distance between the stars and the pump: the receipts for science are matched by barrels for the present. The telescope will show us the cosmos; the oil will keep the lights on. The ledger never reconciles both at once.
“They send a telescope to space, then fill the oil tank with Venezuela's reserves. The stars get a new look, but the ground gets the same old barrel. The priorities are cosmic, but the payoff is always crude.”
“This is a clear win for American innovation. The President celebrates NASA's launch, which will expand our scientific reach, and at the same time secures a deal with Venezuela to replenish oil reserves. Some critics say the oil deal is questionable, but they're probably just jealous of our ability to multitask—wait, did I say that? It's a balanced approach, if you don't think too hard about the details.”
The receipts
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