New federal rules mean Arizona will be getting a lot less water from the Colorado river. City leaders say they've been planning for years and no one will run out, but keeping taps flowing is expensive.
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Arizona water bills rise under federal deal as billions in Ukraine aid face corruption probe
As it ran on the front
Let's run the numbers as filed, hon, nothing more. Arizona's water utilities are not going dry. That much the federal plan for the Colorado River guarantees, in writing. What the same plan guarantees, in the same document, is that household water bills in Arizona go up. Two line items, one page. The taps stay open. The invoice gets longer. That's the whole transaction, no editorializing required, the agency said it themselves.
Now set that ledger next to the other one filed this week: billions of dollars in United States aid to Ukraine, currently under a microscope, because corruption has reached the inner circle around President Zelenskyy. Also billions. Also under federal scrutiny. Also, notably, not the line item that goes up on anyone's water bill in Phoenix.…
…(cont) Here is the reconciliation, plain arithmetic, no motive assigned to anyone: one column of the federal ledger is asking American households to absorb a rate increase on a resource they cannot substitute, you cannot switch water providers the way you switch a phone plan. The other column is billions of dollars, already appropriated, already sent, currently the subject of a corruption inquiry thousands of miles from any Arizona kitchen tap. Nobody is proposing the aid review pay for the water bill. Nobody has to; they're separate budget lines, filed by separate agencies, on separate continents, and that is precisely the point of running them side by side, separate lines don't cancel each other out, they just sit in the same fiscal year.
The household in Tucson does not get a vote on the Ukraine inquiry, and the corruption inquiry does not lower a single water bill. What the household gets is the invoice, on schedule, federally approved, while a different set of billions gets audited for where it actually went. That is not a scandal by itself. It is a filing. It is two filings, from the same week, that happen to answer the question of whose column absorbs the increase and whose column absorbs the scrutiny. The gap between those two columns has a size. It is measured in billions on one side and in a monthly utility bill on the other, and the filing does not explain why those are the units we're using.
“They tell you the taps won't run dry, then hand you a bigger bill for the same water, while billions earmarked for Ukraine sit under a corruption microscope untouched by any of it. Follow the invoice, not the press release.”
“The rate increase reflects necessary infrastructure investment under the federal plan, it's not a tax increase, it's a — okay, it functions exactly like one on the bill, but the water's still running, that's the deliverable.”
The receipts
Over 24 federal agencies oversee billions in U.S. defense aid to Ukraine as Zelenskyy dismisses officials amid widening anti-corruption probes, expert says.
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