The Republican National Committee’s (RNC) first-of-its-kind midterm convention has been cloaked in mystery until a few weeks ago. Details are finally emerging about what’s expected to be a two-day pep rally to bolster hype and encourage…
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GOP trails in 8 battleground Senate races, plans 'Trump-a-palooza' celebration anyway.
As it ran on the front
Here's the move, and it works because nobody ever calls it by its real name. You're down in eight battleground Senate races, two months out, the polling aggregate says so, and instead of a war room you announce a convention. Not a strategy session. A party. In Texas. Described, by the party's own people, as 'hasty' — their word, not this columnist's — which tells you something about how much lead time they had between 'we're losing' and 'let's celebrate.'
This is the con in its purest form: when the numbers are bad, change the channel to the pageantry. Nobody at a rally checks a polling aggregate mid-chant. That's the whole design of the 'Trump-a-palooza' — a name so gaudy it does the work of a press release, generating three days of coverage about balloons and none about the eight races underneath the balloons. You are meant to see the stage lights and forget the scoreboard exists.…
…(cont) And it isn't cynicism to point out the mechanics — it's just watching where the money and the microphones go. A party doesn't flip a single Senate seat. It doesn't register one voter in Pennsylvania or Michigan. What it does is generate footage, and footage is what gets rerun on the network at 6 p.m. instead of the aggregate. The convention is the receipt for the strategy: when you can't win the argument, win the highlight reel.
The word 'hasty' is doing more work than the party wants it to. A hasty convention two months before an election that a party is losing isn't confidence, it's triage — the political equivalent of throwing a barbecue the week the roof caves in, so the neighbors talk about the ribs instead of the ceiling. Everybody on the inside knows the eight races are the story. That's exactly why they need a bigger, louder, dumber story standing next to it.
Nobody's accusing anyone of a crime here. Nobody has to. Losing eight races and throwing a party is not illegal, it's just the tell — the move you make when the polling department already told you the truth and the communications department outvoted them. In lieu of a real answer to the deficit, the party offers balloons.
“You lose eight races on the board and the answer is a party, because the mark's not supposed to check the scoreboard, he's supposed to watch the fireworks. That's the whole convention business plan — throw a party loud enough that the polling number never gets read out loud.”
“The polling aggregate is one data point, and also every battleground race individually, and the convention was scheduled months ago, this has nothing to do with — it's not a distraction, it's a celebration of the ticket, which, granted, is currently losing eight of those races, but momentum is not the same thing as math, and I should probably stop there.”
The receipts
"I think the Republicans are in much better shape than what a lot of these media polls are showing, and look, we still got a long way to go between now and Election Day," pollster Jim McLaughlin said.
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