The country’s longest war came to an end exactly five years ago. Today it offers lessons for policymakers seeking to avoid an endless war in Iran.
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US strikes Iran again as Times asks why America can't quit its wars
As it ran on the front
Let's take the math nobody at the briefing wants to do. A strike on Iran, first one in over a month, comes with the regime 'vowing revenge' — which is diplomatic language for 'we'll see you next month' — and inside the same news cycle, the paper of record runs a piece asking, more or less, why America can't quit its wars. Like it's a personality flaw. Like it's a New Year's resolution we keep breaking. It's not a resolution. It's a subscription service, and nobody's cancelled it in decades.
Here's how the con works, and it's not complicated once you strip the adjectives off it. You strike, they vow revenge. The vowed revenge is the receipt that justifies the next strike. The next strike generates the next vow. Nobody has to lie at any point in this chain — every clause of it is true, checkable, printed — the lie is in calling it anything other than what it is, which is a loop with a budget line.…
…(cont) And the 'why can't we quit' framing is doing real work, because it makes the war sound like an addiction — something happening to us, against our better judgment — instead of a series of individual, dated, authorized decisions made by named offices. Nobody trips and falls into striking a country. Somebody signs something. Somebody briefs a room. The passive voice is the tell — 'strikes on Iran,' like the strikes struck themselves.
I'm not telling you whether this particular strike was the right call or the wrong one — I don't have the targeting packet, neither do you, neither does the guy on cable explaining it with a laser pointer. What I'm telling you is that 'first time in over a month' is itself the information. It means there was a rhythm before this, and there'll be a rhythm after, and the rhythm is the actual policy — the statements are just the metronome clicking along on top of it.
So next time the question gets asked — why can't America quit its wars — don't treat it like a mystery novel. Treat it like a receipt. Somebody's renewing something. Find out who benefits from the renewal, and you'll stop being surprised by the next strike, the one after 'over a month' turns into three weeks, turns into two.
“We've hit Iran again, first time in over a month, and by morning the same paper's asking why we can't quit these wars — like it's a mystery, like it's not policy. It's not a mystery, it's a subscription. Every strike renews the contract for the next one.”
“These strikes were a targeted, proportional response to an imminent threat, full stop. Is it the same targeted, proportional response we described last month — no, each one is distinct, each one is necessary, they just happen to keep being necessary on a rolling basis, which is not the same as a pattern. It's not a pattern. Don't call it a pattern.”
The receipts
The United States launched strikes at Iran on Sunday afternoon for the first time in over a month. The U.S. military struck Larak Island after observing Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps forces preparing to deploy sea mines in the Strait…
The Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps confirmed the attack that reportedly killed and wounded several people, but did not provide further details.
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