President Donald Trump said on Sunday that Venezuelan oil will replenish the United States’s Strategic Petroleum Reserves after announcing a historic deal with the country on Friday. “One of the things I am going to do with the Venezuela…
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US jails Venezuela's president, then announces his oil will refill American reserves
As it ran on the front
You want to see how empire works now? It doesn't send the Marines first, it sends a subpoena and a shipping manifest. Nicolás Maduro is in a federal cell in New York, and he's been photographed twice this week proving he can still hold his hands up in a peace sign, first in a prison photo captioned 'we are standing firm,' then in a set the wires are calling his first images since the capture in Caracas. That's the whole first half of the story, and on its own it reads like an arrest report.
Read it with the second half and it reads like a receipt. The President is telling reporters that Venezuelan oil is going to replenish the Strategic Petroleum Reserve — not might, not could, will. Two different outlets ran that as two different stories: 'Trump says Venezuelan oil will replenish reserves,' and separately, 'U.S. deal with Venezuela will boost oil reserves,' passive voice, no author, like the barrels just floated north on their own current. One outlet had the nerve to call it mobster language and got laughed at for it. Go back and read the four sentences in the order they happened — capture, photograph, statement, reserve — and find me the word in that sequence that isn't sourced.…
…(cont) This isn't a theory about motive. Nobody has to want anything for a sequence to be a sequence. A head of state gets taken into custody, and in the same news cycle his country's oil gets earmarked for the emergency stockpile of the country that took him. You don't need a conspiracy for that to be the story; you need a calendar.
Here's what it costs the guy at the end of the bar, because that's always the last question and always the one that gets skipped: the Strategic Petroleum Reserve isn't the gas station, it's the fire extinguisher, meant for the next war or the next hurricane season, not a rounding error on this quarter's pump price. So when the reserve gets filled by seizing a country's export instead of buying it on the open market, the savings don't show up on anybody's receipt at the Sunoco. What shows up is a precedent: that a government can be replaced with a photo op and a supply contract, and the people who actually own that oil — the fifteen million of them who didn't get consulted — don't appear anywhere in either press release. Standing firm doesn't fill a reserve. Somebody is filling it. Ask who signs for the delivery.
“They didn't send the Marines, they sent a subpoena and a shipping manifest — grab the man, take what's under him, call the oil part a deal. Standing firm in a prison photo doesn't fill a reserve; somebody's filling it, and it isn't Maduro.”
“This is a straightforward oil agreement, completely separate from Mr. Maduro's legal situation — I'm not saying we captured a head of state to unlock his oil fields. I mean, I am saying that, but it's for the Strategic Petroleum Reserve, so it's different.”
The receipts
President Donald Trump was accused of naked gangsterism and revisionist history on Sunday when he announced that Venezuelan oil would be used to refill the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve. "One of the things I am going to do with the…
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