Ousted Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro appeared in his first photos from a New York prison, smiling as he awaits trial on federal drug trafficking charges.
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US jails Venezuela's president, then plans to pump his country's oil into American reserves.
As it ran on the front
You want to know how a heist works in this business? First you put the man in a cell. Second you put his oil in your tank. Third you call it energy policy. That's the whole three-act structure, and this week we got all three acts on the same news wire.
Nicolas Maduro is sitting in a New York prison sending out photos flashing peace signs, telling the world he's 'standing firm.' Standing firm from a cell is called something else where I come from, but let's not get bogged down in vocabulary. What matters is timing. Because in the same cycle, the President of the United States is telling reporters that Venezuelan oil is going to replenish the Strategic Petroleum Reserve. Not 'we bought it.' Not 'we negotiated it.' Replenish — like it was always ours, like the ground under Caracas has a shipping label with our address on it.…
…(cont) Common Dreams called this 'mobster language,' and I want you to sit with that for a second, because it's not a metaphor when the sequence matches the word. You take a man off his own turf, you put him somewhere you control, and then you announce you're taking his product to fill up your own reserves. That's not a trade deal. A trade deal has two parties who both showed up voluntarily. One of the parties here is in a federal facility.
Nobody at the briefing is going to call it what it is, because what it is doesn't need a name — it needs a barrel count. And they'll give you the barrel count gladly, right down to the last figure, because numbers sound clean even when the men attached to them aren't. That's the trick every time: drown the how in the how-much.
Here's the stake, and it's not abstract: whoever controls the story about how that oil got here controls whether the next country on the list gets the same treatment. You capture the leader, you take the resource, you call it reserves. Do that once and it's an incident. Do it again and it's a doctrine. Watch the barrel count. It's the only part of this story that's honest.
“You lock up the guy running the country, then say his oil is topping off your reserves — that's not diplomacy, that's a stickup with a barrel count. Common Dreams called it mobster language because the sequence matches the word exactly. Watch what happens to the next country that has something we want.”
“This is a straightforward energy security arrangement, the President secured Venezuelan crude for the reserve, full stop. It has nothing to do with President Maduro being in an American prison at the same time — well, the timing overlaps, obviously, but that's just how markets move. I didn't say hostage, I said reserves.”
The receipts
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