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U.S. jails Maduro, claims Venezuelan oil for federal reserves; your gas price stays put.

As it ran on the front

Let's run the numbers as filed, hon.

The administration announced an oil agreement with Venezuela this week. The Strategic Petroleum Reserve, according to the Washington Examiner, will be replenished with Venezuelan crude. NPR's ledger, filed the same week, notes the deal will not lower prices at your local pump. Two documents, one barrel of oil, two different owners.…

…(cont) Meanwhile, Nicolás Maduro is photographed from a facility in New York, telling reporters through CBS News that he is 'standing firm.' The geography is worth noting for the record: New York, not Caracas. The location of the president and the location of the oil no longer match the location of the citizens who were told this deal was for them.

Reconcile the columns. Column one: crude leaves Venezuelan wells. Column two: crude enters federal reserves. Column three, the one taxpayers were shown before the deal closed, was headlined lower prices at the pump. Column three does not appear in the final filing. NPR checked; it is not there.

This is not a claim about motive. This is an audit of two press releases filed the same week. One agency's statement says the reserve will be replenished. The other outlet's reporting says the household budget will not be. Both can be true at once, and they are, and that is the finding.

The gap here is not large in percentage terms — a barrel is a barrel whether it sits in a federal tank or gets refined into unleaded. The gap is in the ledger line marked 'beneficiary.' Historically that line has read 'consumer.' In this filing it reads 'reserve.'

Whose column gaps like that tend to close, hon? Not the household's. The household's column — the one with the number at the pump — stays open, unreconciled, filed as is, heading into an election year in which both parties say they are fighting for that household's vote.

The books balance. They just don't balance for you.

In lieu of a rebate: read the receipt before you read the press release.

“They didn't do a deal for your gas tank, they did a deal for the tank in Louisiana — same oil, different owner, and Maduro gets a change of zip code while NPR checks the math on your pump price and finds nothing moved.”
Sal
“The Strategic Petroleum Reserve needed replenishing, plain and simple, national security doesn't wait on retail gas prices — I mean, it does affect retail, that's not what I meant to say, the reserve just comes first, it just does.”
Chip

The receipts

Trump says Venezuelan oil will replenish Strategic Petroleum Reserves
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President Donald Trump said on Sunday that Venezuelan oil will replenish the United States’s Strategic Petroleum Reserves after announcing a historic deal with the country on Friday. “One of the things I am going to do with the Venezuela…

The U.S. Venezuela oil deal won't lower your gas prices. Here's what you need to know The U.S. took a majority stake in Venezuela's oil reserves
NPRmainstream§

The Trump administration announced a deal Friday to develop a vast amount of Venezuela's oil reserves, with the U.S. taking a majority stake. Energy experts say there are many reasons to be skeptical.

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