President Donald Trump was accused of naked gangsterism and revisionist history on Sunday when he announced that Venezuelan oil would be used to refill the US Strategic Petroleum Reserve. "One of the things I am going to do with the…
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US captures Venezuela's president, then Trump announces an oil deal to boost reserves.
As it ran on the front
You want to know how the shakedown works in the daylight? Here's the receipt, three deep. Nicolás Maduro sits in an American photograph flashing peace signs, first pictures since Caracas, since the capture. And within the same news cycle, the President of the United States is on record saying the deal with Venezuela is going to boost U.S. oil reserves. Read that back slow. We didn't sanction him. We didn't negotiate with him. We took him, and then we announced the oil terms. That is not foreign policy, that is a stickup with a press conference bolted on the end.
Common Dreams called it 'mobster language,' and for once the pull-quote undersells it. Mobster language implies a threat. This is past the threat. The asset has already changed hands in the photograph and the value proposition is already being read to shareholders. Nobody in that sequence — capture, photo, reserves boost — required a vote, a treaty, or a hearing. It required a helicopter and a podium.…
…(cont) Here is the part the bar knows and the wire service will not print: reserves is a number on a balance sheet. It goes up because somebody's crude now flows somewhere it did not flow last month. Ask yourself who signs the contracts on that crude. It is not the guy in the prison photo. It is not you, at the pump, though you will hear the pump mentioned constantly for the next six weeks. It is whoever already had a lease sitting in a drawer waiting for the capture to make Venezuela's fields legally touchable again. That drawer has a name on it. It is not going to be the lead of the story.
The oldest trick in the extraction business is doing the taking first and calling it a deal after, because a deal implies a second party who agreed to something. Nobody asked Maduro anything except to smile for the camera. The peace sign is doing a lot of work in that photo — it is the only part of this transaction where anyone's hands were shown to be empty.
So when the President tells you this boosts American reserves, believe the number. Just don't believe it was free, and don't believe it was yours. Somebody's ledger got heavier this week. It was not sitting at this bar.
“They picked the guy up in Caracas, and inside the same news cycle the President's on record saying the deal with Venezuela is going to boost our oil reserves. That's not diplomacy, that's a stickup with a press release stapled to the back. Watch whose portfolio gets fat off a reserve number nobody at this bar will ever see a dime of.”
“This is a straightforward hemispheric security matter, nothing about oil, I mean, obviously there's an energy component, that's simply how markets respond — did I say security, I meant the reserves figures speak for themselves, and this desk is comfortable letting them.”
The receipts
Ousted Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro appeared in his first photos from a New York prison, smiling as he awaits trial on federal drug trafficking charges.
President Trump said the U.S. will begin "topping out" its strategic petroleum reserve with Venezuelan oil under last week's agreement. But that's unlikely to provide much relief to Americans facing sustained high gas prices. Olivia Gazis…
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