“U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers on Larak Island”
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NBC calls this week's Iran strike a 'first in weeks,' The Hill calls it a 'first since July.'
As it ran on the front
Let's be precise, because precision is exactly what this administration provides. NBC has reported the strikes on Iranian rocket positions this week as the first time in weeks. The Hill has reported the same class of strike as the first attack since late July. Both are correct. Both are, in the fullest and most operationally relevant sense, genuine firsts, because each strike was the first strike against those specific coordinates on that specific Tuesday, which is, if you consult a calendar, an entirely defensible use of the word first. Did I say defensible? I meant accurate. Those are different words and I should not have used them interchangeably. Moving on.
As for the Daily Caller's report that the United States 'resumed' striking Iran after observing preparations to mine the Strait of Hormuz — resumed is also correct, and resumed and first are not in tension, because a first can be resumed indefinitely provided nobody in the briefing room is asked to reconcile the transcripts. The Pentagon's position is that each of these is a discrete, unrelated action, occurring for the first time, independently, the way lightning can strike the same location on separate discrete occasions that a reasonable person would not call a pattern.…
…(cont) Then there is Iran's response — targeting American bases in Jordan, which Tehran itself frames as following the strikes on Larak Island. The Department would like to clarify that Larak Island was not, strictly, a strike in the sense that word usually — no. It was a strike. It was a strike we conducted. I'm told it was a strike we conducted and did not initially characterize as the opening move of anything, because opening moves imply a policy, and we do not have a policy, we have a series of discrete firsts.
The bank sanctions are a separate matter and will be handled by a different desk on a different day, because if this desk explains the relationship between the strikes and the sanctions in the same column, this desk is going to say something true, and this column exists specifically to prevent that. The position of this desk is that everything is under control, everything is a first, and the Strait of Hormuz remains exactly as open as the Pentagon says it is, a sentence this desk is contractually required to believe.
“Every time the Pentagon calls a strike the first one, ask yourself what they're counting from. Larak Island didn't happen in this telling, and neither did whatever they call strike two next week. This is bombing with amnesia, and the amnesia has a briefing schedule.”
“This is a discrete, contained response to legitimate mine-laying preparations at Hormuz — the first strike, full stop. Well, the first strike since late July, that's what this desk meant to say. The record is very clear on the dates once you don't look too close.”
The receipts
A U.S. official tells NBC News that U.S. forces struck two Iranian launchers that were preparing to put sea mines into the Strait of Hormuz today, marking the first attacks of the Iran war in weeks. NBC News’ Yamiche Alcindor reports.
The U.S. military struck two Iranian rocket launchers on Sunday, marking its first attack on the Middle Eastern country in more than a month, with Iran reportedly retaliating later in the day. American forces struck the two launchers on…
Iran fired ballistic missiles at U.S. military bases in Jordan on Sunday after U.S. Central Command struck two rocket launchers on Larak Island earlier in the day over concerns Tehran was deploying sea mines in the Strait of Hormuz…
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