The Justice Department’s $400 million deal to settle TikTok child privacy allegations has puzzled Beltway insiders over its easy terms and an unusual lack of transparency around the resolution to the blockbuster case, The Post has learned…
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DOJ can't explain its $400 million TikTok settlement; a report already knows socialism costs $200 trillion.
As it ran on the front
Two dollar figures crossed this desk this week, and only one of them is real.
The real one: $400 million. That is the size of the Department of Justice's settlement with TikTok, a number that, per the reporting, has puzzled people inside Washington who work with numbers like this for a living. Puzzled is a specific word. It means the people whose job is to know how these figures get set do not know how this one got set.…
…(cont) The other figure is $200 trillion — the projected cost, per a report making the rounds this week, of democratic socialism, a policy that does not currently exist in enacted American law, priced out to thirteen figures with the confidence usually reserved for a receipt.
Reconciling the two: one number describes money the government has already agreed to accept, from a company, for reasons the government's own observers cannot explain. The other number describes money that would be spent under a policy that is not law, priced with a precision no accountant assigns to a real, filed budget, let alone a hypothetical one.
This desk does not know how the Justice Department arrived at $400 million for TikTok. Neither, according to the reporting, do the people who normally would know. This desk also does not know how a report arrives at $200 trillion for a policy with no bill number attached to it, no vote scheduled, no line item anywhere in the federal ledger. What this desk does know is that one of those numbers required an actual settlement, actual lawyers, and an actual signature, and still nobody can explain it, while the other number required a press release.
Filed side by side, the two figures suggest something about which kind of number gets scrutinized and which kind gets printed. A real $400 million, arrived at by unclear math, draws puzzlement and a news cycle. A fictional $200 trillion, arrived at by no math anyone can audit, draws a headline and no follow-up questions at all. That asymmetry is the whole story here, hon.
“Nobody can explain how the DOJ landed on $400 million for TikTok, but somebody's got a $200 trillion price tag ready for a policy that doesn't even exist — funny how precise the math gets when the target's imaginary.”
“$400 million is a fair settlement given the national security concerns, and yes, nobody's fully walked through the formula publicly, but that's normal for these things, it's not secrecy, it's just, paperwork, and frankly the socialism number is the one people should be worried about.”
The receipts
The Democratic Socialists of America are pushing for a federal government spending spree that could top $200 trillion over the next decade.
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