Iran says it targeted U.S. bases in Jordan after CENTCOM announced strikes on rocket launchers on an Iranian island in the Strait of Hormuz.
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US trades strikes with Iran; oil hits $90 a barrel; Trump claims 65 million barrels of Venezuela's oil.
As it ran on the front
The ledger for this week reads plain enough, hon. Overnight, United States and Iranian forces traded strikes for the first time in a month, and by morning the benchmark price of crude had moved to ninety dollars a barrel. That is not an estimate; that is the number the paper ran under the words 'renewed attacks.' Ninety dollars a barrel, worldwide, same day the strikes landed. A person could set a watch by it, if the watch ran on oil futures.
Meanwhile, the administration announced a separate line item: control of sixty-five million barrels of Venezuela's oil reserves, framed publicly as a deal. Sixty-five million barrels is not a figure anyone rounds. It is the kind of number that shows up when someone has already counted it, twice, before telling anyone else.…
…(cont) Run the two entries side by side and the columns line up the way columns do when they were never meant to be separate books. Column one: crude spikes because two countries are exchanging strikes. Column two: the same week, the country doing a share of that shooting takes possession of another nation's oil. The gap between 'the market is volatile' and 'we secured sixty-five million barrels' is not a gap of information. It is a gap of who benefits from volatility and who gets asked to fill up the tank at ninety dollars a barrel regardless.
Nobody in this filing used the word 'profit.' Nobody had to. The barrel count did the arithmetic on its own. When the price of a thing goes up for the public and the supply of that same thing gets claimed by the people setting the price, that is not a coincidence entry, it is a ledger with two sides and one owner.
This office does not allege motive. This office reads the receipts as filed: strikes, then a ninety-dollar barrel, then a sixty-five-million-barrel acquisition, all inside the same reporting week, all sourced, all public record. Whoever is paying at the pump this month might want to know where their receipt matches this one. It usually does, hon.
“They tell you the pump price is 'the market,' then in the same week they lock down sixty-five million barrels of somebody else's oil. That's not a market, that's a shopping list with your gas tank on it. Ninety bucks a barrel isn't bad luck, it's the toll booth.”
“The Venezuela agreement secures energy supply for American families during a volatile period, and frankly the price movement reflects global instability, not any one deal — though I'll grant the timing looks close, real close, closer than I'd like to say out loud.”
The receipts
The first attacks in a month jolted energy markets. The average U.S. gasoline price remained 37 percent higher since the war began.
President Trump announced a deal to have majority control of more than 60 billion barrels of proven Venezuelan oil reserves. Amy Jaffe, the director of the Global Energy, Climate, and Sustainability Lab at New York University, joins CBS…
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