President Trump vowed to respond to Iran’s retaliatory strikes on Monday after the two countries exchanged strikes late Sunday. "We're going to hit them hard. There will be a response,” Trump told Fox News correspondent Trey Yingst. The…
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Trump vows to hit Iran hard, strikes overnight, then demands its leaders face war crimes trials.
As it ran on the front
Here's how the sequence actually ran, in order, because order is the whole story. First the promise: 'We're going to hit them hard.' Not a warning, not a red line, a promise, on the record. Then the receipt: overnight, after a month of nothing, American and Iranian forces traded strikes. Then, after both of those things already happened, the call for a war crimes tribunal — for the other guy.
Sit with that order for a second, because the order is doing all the work. You don't get to throw the first punch, land the second one, and then ask the referee to disqualify your opponent for hitting back. That's not a peace plan. That's a guy at closing time who starts something, finishes it, and then dials the cops on the guy he started it with.…
…(cont) And notice what 'war crimes' means when it comes out of that mouth, in that order. It's not a legal term anymore. It's a scheduling device. It shows up exactly once the shooting is already done, aimed exactly at the side that didn't throw the first strike, and it costs the guy saying it exactly nothing — no hearing, no evidence rule, no cross-examination, just a podium and a month of calm that somebody decided to end.
This is the part nobody wants to say plain: a month of quiet is not nothing. A month of quiet is the baseline everybody was living with, however uneasy, and it got spent, on purpose, by the side making the promise, for reasons that get explained afterward, always afterward, in language about accountability that only ever points one direction.
You want to know who the accountability is actually for? Follow the sequence, not the podium. Promise, strike, accusation — that's the whole play, run in front of you, in the papers, in order, and the only people who don't get a vote on any of it are the ones standing where the strikes land. That's the stakes beat, and it's not hidden: somewhere in that sequence is a decision made by one man with the authority to make it, about a war that had gone quiet for a month before he decided it hadn't gone quiet enough.
“He promises to hit them hard, hits them, then wants a war crimes court for the guy who got hit back. That's not foreign policy, that's a bar fight where one guy calls the cops on the other guy for bleeding on the floor.”
“The President's comments reflect a firm stance against Iranian aggression, and the strikes were a proportional response to prior — to their prior actions, which, granted, followed our actions, but that's not the sequence that matters here, the sequence that matters is —”
The receipts
President Trump publicly called Monday for Iran's leaders to be prosecuted for "war crimes against humanity" after trashing the Islamic Republic as a "failed nation."
The renewed attacks were the latest sign that the war that began six months ago appears far from over.
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