Page A3From§Eachthe coffee break edition — 31 August 2026
Transportation Secretary teases 'unprecedented fraud crackdown' word-for-word, twice, to two outlets, in one day
🍺
“Two federal departments teasing the same press release twice in one day isn't diligence, it's rehearsal, they're testing the line before they even have the fraud. Watch what happens after the cameras: usually a memo, sometimes a task force, rarely a dollar figure. The crackdown you can count on is the one on your own paperwork, not theirs.”
“This is coordinated messaging, full stop, the way any competent administration rolls out a major initiative, did I say major? This reporter meant forthcoming. It's forthcoming. Ask again when there's a document.”
The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)
Secretary of Transportation Sean Duffy on Sunday teased an upcoming announcement about the Trump administration's fraud crackdown.
The DOJ disbanded its crypto enforcement team in April 2025 and ordered inconsistent investigations closed - while the president's family runs a crypto business CNBC, 8 April 2025 (Blanche memo)