The Justice Department’s $400 million deal to settle TikTok child privacy allegations has puzzled Beltway insiders over its easy terms and an unusual lack of transparency around the resolution to the blockbuster case, The Post has learned…
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Meta's $17.1 billion fine gets called a slap on the wrist; TikTok's $400 million deal puzzles regulators too.
As it ran on the front
Two settlements, two companies, two numbers, filed close enough together to put side by side on the same ledger page. Meta's runs to $17.1 billion, described elsewhere as a slap on the wrist. TikTok's runs to $400 million, described by people inside Washington, on the record with their surprise if not their names, as a number nobody can explain the arithmetic behind.
Start with the ledger, not the adjectives. $17.1 billion sounds, on its own, like a serious number, the kind that makes a headline. Run it against a company that reports quarterly revenue in the tens of billions, and the fine stops being a deterrent and starts being a line item, budgeted, absorbed, forgotten by the next earnings call. $400 million sounds smaller because it is smaller, both in the dollar figure and, apparently, in the reasoning behind it — small enough that people whose job is understanding these settlements for a living went on record saying they didn't understand this one.…
…(cont) The gap worth naming isn't between the two companies. It's between what each of these penalties was supposed to do and what each of them actually costs. A fine sized to punish changes behavior. A fine sized to be survivable gets budgeted for in advance, like a cost of doing business, because that's exactly what it becomes the moment the number is set below the profit the behavior generated in the first place.
Neither company disputes the facts underlying its own settlement. That's not in question here, hon. What's in question is who sits across the table setting the number, and whether that number was built by running the company's ledger against the public's harm, or by running the company's lobbying budget against the government's patience. The filings don't show the second calculation. They never do. That's usually where the real number is.
“Meta gets a $17.1 billion fine and everybody calls it a slap on the wrist, TikTok gets a $400 million settlement and DC can't even explain how they landed on that number. Different company, different app, same math: the fine is priced to be a cost of doing business, not a deterrent. Whoever set that number works for the company, not for you.”
“These are robust, historic enforcement actions that send a clear message to the industry, the largest penalties of their kind, honestly a real deterrent — I mean, relative to quarterly revenue it's not nothing, it's, well, it is sort of nothing, but the message is clear.”
The receipts
The lesson: don’t settle. Make Meta face a jury.
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