The Justice Department’s $400 million deal to settle TikTok child privacy allegations has puzzled Beltway insiders over its easy terms and an unusual lack of transparency around the resolution to the blockbuster case, The Post has learned…
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TikTok's $400 million settlement and a public bridge's $300,000 weddings both defy explanation.
As it ran on the front
Two invoices came across the desk this week, from two different institutions, and neither one balances the way you'd expect.
The first: TikTok's settlement with the Department of Justice, four hundred million dollars, described by people inside the process as a sweetheart number nobody can quite walk backward to a formula. Four hundred million is a real number. It's just not attached to a visible calculation — no per-user figure, no penalty schedule, no comparable settlement it tracks against. It's a number that arrived complete, the way a check arrives complete, without a memo line.…
…(cont) The second: a private venue operating under a bridge that belongs to the public, charging up to three hundred thousand dollars an event, on public land, using enforcers — the filing's word, not mine — to keep the public off a plaza the public technically still owns. Three hundred thousand dollars is also a real number. It's the going rate, apparently, for renting back something that was never for sale.
Put those two invoices next to each other and the shape becomes obvious without anybody having to say it: a settlement nobody can explain downward, and a plaza fee nobody can explain at all, both involving public interest, both landing well north of what a citizen could independently verify or afford. Four hundred million on one side. Three hundred thousand a night on the other. Different institutions, different regulators, same arithmetic problem — the number is confirmed, the reasoning is not filed anywhere a person can read it.
I don't have a motive for either one, hon, and I'm not going to invent one. I have two numbers, two institutions, and a public that owns the bridge and the platform both, technically, and gets to read about the number after it's already final. That's the whole reconciliation. The books close. They just don't open first.
“Four hundred million dollars and nobody can show their work, three hundred grand a night to rent back a public plaza — that's not a coincidence, that's just what it costs to ask 'why' out loud these days and get an answer nobody can check.”
“The settlement figure reflects a negotiated resolution reached in good faith by career attorneys, and the venue's licensing fee is a private commercial arrangement that happens to sit on city-owned land, which, I'll grant, is doing a lot of work in that sentence.”
The receipts
Swanky Guastavino’s venue illegally seized a public plaza for a decade, charging up to $300,000 per event, a new lawsuit claims.
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