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Pentagon expands missile production long-term as ICE buys robot dogs for enforcement operations.

As it ran on the front

Two announcements this week, taken together, tell a story about American strength, and this desk intends to tell it straight. First, the Pentagon confirmed a long-term agreement to significantly expand production of the Patriot and THAAD missile systems — systems that, need this desk remind anyone, exist to shoot down other people's missiles, not ours. That is defense. That is the word in the name. Second, Immigration and Customs Enforcement is acquiring robot dogs to assist with enforcement operations, which this desk would characterize as a force-multiplying investment in officer safety, freeing up personnel from — well, from tasks that a machine can now do instead of a person, which, when you say it plainly, is fewer people doing the actual enforcing. That's not a smaller footprint. That's a more efficient footprint. Let's move on.

Some will ask why these two stories belong in the same sentence at all — one is about missile defense against foreign adversaries, the other about domestic immigration operations, and this desk agrees those are different missions with different budgets, different chains of command, different everything. The only thing they share is a taxpayer, and a procurement office, and a general direction of travel that this desk would describe as robust investment in hardware, across the board, at the same moment, for reasons that are entirely unrelated. Coincidental timing is not a conspiracy. It's a fiscal year.…

…(cont) Critics will note that neither announcement comes with a price tag attached in the public record, and ask what 'significantly expand' costs, specifically. This desk does not have that number in front of it. Nobody asked this desk to have that number in front of it. That is not evasion; that is simply not this desk's job — actually, providing that kind of information to the public probably is somebody's job, this desk just isn't sure whose.

What the Administration wants understood is this: the country is investing in interception technology and in enforcement technology, on parallel tracks, and there is no reason to view robot dogs and missile interceptors as part of the same posture. This desk stands by that distinction. This desk also notes it just used the word 'posture' for both.

“Missile interceptors and robot dogs for ICE landed in the news the same week, and it's the same story twice — buy the hardware first, ask what it costs later, and the answer is always the same: a lot, and not for you. Nobody's proposing robot dogs for the VA or Patriot missiles for hospitals, funny how that works.”
Sal
“These are two completely unrelated procurement decisions made by two completely different agencies, and any pattern you're seeing is — well, it's the same posture, I already said that, forget I said that.”
Chip

The receipts

Pentagon announces long-term deal to expand Patriot and THAAD missile production significantly The Pentagon just guaranteed seven years of revenue for its top contractors
Washington Examinerright§

The Department of War announced on Monday seven-year “framework agreements” with General Dynamics Ordnance and Tactical Systems and Lockheed Martin that would allow for the significant increase in production of critical interceptors for…

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