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Texas closes 92 polling places; ICE opens the checkbook for robot dogs.

As it ran on the front

Let's run the numbers as filed, because the filing tells you more than the press release does. Ninety-two. That's how many polling places one Texas swing county plans to close, per the county's own posting, and Representative Talarico has asked, politely, for the itemized reasoning. No answer yet on the line item for that.

Meanwhile, over at Immigration and Customs Enforcement, the acquisition ledger shows a new entry: robot dogs, purchased to assist enforcement operations. I want to be precise about what these are — quadrupedal ground robots, the kind that don't get tired, don't take lunch, don't need a polling place of their own. The budget for these units did not require ninety-two closures to clear committee. It cleared on its own schedule, hon.…

…(cont) So we have two ledgers, filed the same season, in the same country, under the same government. One column shows access closing — for people who are, by law, entitled to vote where they live. The other column shows access opening — for hardware that patrols where people live. I am not going to tell you what that means. I am going to tell you what it costs, and let the reader do the arithmetic, because the arithmetic is not hard.

A polling place, on average, runs a county a few thousand dollars to staff and secure for an election cycle — ballots, machines, poll workers, the folding tables. Ninety-two of them is a real number, a number somebody had to find a use for once it stopped being spent on voting. A robot dog is not cheap either. Both expenditures are real. Only one of them was ever going to be voluntary for the person on the other end of it.

I don't editorialize the gap. I just note that it exists, and that it runs in the same direction the ledger always seems to run when the question is who gets served and who gets surveilled. The county says the closures are about efficiency. The efficiency, as filed, appears to run one way. That's the reconciliation. The rest is up to whoever certifies the results in November — assuming the polling place they need is still standing by then.

“You want to vote, good luck finding the building; you want to get tracked by a metal dog, the budget's wide open. That's not an accident, that's a budget.”
Sal
“The county consolidation is about efficiency — fewer sites to staff, fewer resources wasted — and the ICE acquisition is a modernization initiative, entirely unrelated, though I suppose both are about resource allocation, so, related.”
Chip

The receipts

Talarico Protests as Texas Swing County Plans to Close 92 Polling Places Tarrant County plans to close polling places serving poor and minority voters
Common Dreams§

Texas Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico is pushing for one of Texas' most important swing counties to drop plans to close nearly a third of its polling places before November's midterms. Amid public outcry, the Commissioners Court…

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