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Supreme Court clears White House ballroom construction; Detroit Public Schools pay kids $1,000 just to show up.
As it ran on the front
Let's run the numbers as filed, hon, nothing more.
On one side of the ledger: the Supreme Court, this week, allowed construction of a new White House ballroom to continue. The filing does not list a total project cost; it lists a green light. Construction continues. That is the entry.…
…(cont) On the other side: Detroit Public Schools, same week, are paying students up to $1,000 apiece just to show up to class. Not for grades. Not for graduation. For attendance. That is also the entry, and it is a district line item now, budgeted, approved, disbursed.
Reconciling the two columns: one government structure is receiving approval to keep building upward, no ceiling mentioned in the ruling. One school district is paying children cash to walk through the door it already built. Both are real balance sheets. Neither is hypothetical.
The gap is not in the dollar figures — we don't have both figures, so we can't subtract one from the other and call it a headline. The gap is in what each institution treats as worth funding without asking twice. Nobody sued to stop the ballroom on the grounds that the money could go to a classroom instead; the lawsuit that reached the Supreme Court wasn't about opportunity cost, it was about construction rights, and the construction rights won.
Meanwhile the $1,000 in Detroit is being spent because the district ran the numbers on chronic absenteeism and concluded the cheapest fix was paying for presence, not smaller class sizes, not after-school transportation, not paying teachers more to stay. Presence. That's the line item that cleared budget review.
Two institutions, two capital decisions, same fiscal quarter. One expands a room. One pays for a body in a chair. Filed as is, no editorializing necessary — the ledgers do the work.
Whose column gaps like that turn up in tends to be a matter of public record, hon, if anyone wants to pull the budget hearings and check.
“One institution can't be bothered to fund kids showing up for class without a cash bonus, but the other one just got a green light from the highest court in the country to keep building itself a ballroom. Money finds itself for marble floors, it just can't find itself for a fourth-grade classroom. Guess which kid's parents get to vote on that.”
“The ballroom's privately funded, taxpayers aren't paying for it — well, the grounds and security around it, sure, but not the room itself. And Detroit paying kids to show up, that's just modern incentive-based education policy, not a symptom of — did I just call chronic absenteeism a pilot program? Let me rephrase that.”
The receipts
Detroit public schools have an absolutely hideous rate of chronic absenteeism. Their solution? Pay kids to show up.
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front.