Brenda Lee Brown Armstrong, 64, also known as “Anika,” even let homeless people use her own address to register to vote.
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Woman convicted of illegal voter sign-up scheme skips prison as Pentagon insists no troops are coming to polls.
As it ran on the front
Here's a pairing that should bother you more than it's going to: a woman in LA admits to running an illegal vote sign-up scheme, gets convicted, and walks with no prison time — the story literally calls the sentencing 'abysmal.' Same week, the Pentagon's top general has to sit in front of a Senator and promise, on the record, that no, we are not sending troops to polling places in November.
Two different kinds of nothing happening to two different kinds of threat, and I want you to notice which one got the sentence and which one got the reassurance.…
…(cont) The actual, documented, admitted-to election fraud — the kind that happened, in a courtroom, with a guilty plea attached — got a slap. The imaginary one, the one that exists only as a rumor somebody had to be talked down from, got a four-star general standing at a podium walking it back on the record. That's not proportion. That's priorities, and priorities tell you what the people running the show are actually worried about, which is not fraud. It's turnout.
Think about what it takes to get a general in front of a Senator promising no boots at your polling place. That's not a rumor-control problem, that's a trust problem, and it didn't come from nowhere — somebody built enough of a climate around 'the election might not be safe' that the default assumption had to be denied out loud, on camera, by the guy who'd actually know. Meanwhile the one person in this whole stack of stories who committed actual documented fraud against the actual voter rolls gets to go home.
I'm not telling you the fix was in. I'm telling you what got punished and what got a press conference, and those were not the same thing, and if you think that's a coincidence you haven't been paying the kind of attention that keeps you from getting fooled twice. Your polling place isn't the problem. The scorecard is.
“One real, admitted vote-fraud case gets no prison time; one imaginary troops-at-the-polls rumor gets a four-star general's on-record denial — that's not proportion, that's priorities. Figure out which threat actually worried them and you've got your answer.”
“The sentencing reflects judicial discretion in a nonviolent case, and the general's statement was routine reassurance, nothing unusual about either — though I'll grant the pairing looks bad if you stack them like that, which I probably shouldn't have just admitted.”
The receipts
Joint Chiefs of Staff Chair Gen. Dan Caine told Sen. Elissa Slotkin (D-Mich.) in a letter that there are no plans to send the military to the polls in November’s midterm elections. “Election administration and security remain the…
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