Two oil tankers were attacked in the Strait of Hormuz as President Trump threatened further strikes on Iran, while downplaying the "relatively little" 6-month war.
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Trump calls Iran 'dead' twice this week while tankers keep getting attacked in his 'little war.'
As it ran on the front
Let's be clear about what the administration is saying, and what it's not saying. When the President says Iran is 'dead' -- and he's said it now on back-to-back news cycles, which frankly shows discipline, message discipline, saying the same true thing twice is not a contradiction, it's consistency -- he is describing a strategic reality, not a battlefield update. Tehran is 'nearing the brink,' that's the phrasing, and 'brink' is not 'over,' brink is a process word, it implies motion toward an endpoint, which is exactly the kind of measured, cautious framing this White House has always -- actually, hold on, 'dead' is not really a brink word. Dead is dead. I don't know why I'm defending 'nearing the brink' as the careful version of 'dead.' Those aren't the same sentence. Let me start over.
The point is, calling something a 'little war' is a way of managing expectations downward, it tells the American people this is contained, this is bounded, this is not the kind of thing that -- and I want to be fair here -- keeps generating tanker attacks that the President is now weighing new strikes in response to. Which, if it were actually little, if it were actually winding down the way 'dead' suggests, you wouldn't need new strikes under consideration. You'd just let it be dead. That's what dead means. I said that already, didn't I. I think I've now made the case against my own case twice in one column, which, again, message discipline.…
…(cont) Here's what I'd say to the skeptics: yes, tankers are getting hit. Yes, that happened after the 'dead' declaration, and again after the second 'dead' declaration. But timing is not the same as sequence, and sequence is not the same as causation, and I'm aware that sentence doesn't mean anything, I just needed a bridge to the next paragraph.
What matters is the label. 'Little war.' It's a phrase designed to be smaller than the thing it's describing, which is, I'll grant you, also a definition of a euphemism, which is, I'll also grant you, not usually a good sign. But messaging is messaging. The administration said Iran is dead. It said it again. The tankers are still burning. I have described these facts in the order they happened and I don't love how that reads back to me.
“He called it dead, then he called it dead again, like repeating a diagnosis makes the patient stay that way, and in between the announcements the tankers kept getting hit and he's talking new strikes. That's not a little war, that's a war with a marketing budget, and the guys crewing those tankers don't get a rerun button.”
“Twice is just message discipline, not repetition, and 'little war' means contained, not ongoing, so the tanker strikes are -- okay, they're ongoing. That's what ongoing means. I'll have to circle back on 'little.'”
The receipts
U.S. strikes on Iranian launchers near the Strait of Hormuz triggered ballistic missile retaliation as Brent crude climbed above $90 a barrel Monday.
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