‘A fantastic opening for Iran’
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Iran offers Trump an off-ramp while trading strikes; US answers with new strikes on IRGC targets.
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As it ran on the front
Let's be clear about what happened here, because the framing matters: CENTCOM struck IRGC targets in Iran in direct response to attacks on American forces. That's not an escalation, that's a defensive action, full stop. Nobody ordered offensive operations; we responded to provocation, the same way any nation would, the same way this administration always has, which is — well, actually, it's a little more complicated than that.
See, the timeline gets tricky when you notice Iran had, in fact, floated an off-ramp around the same window these strikes were landing. Tehran offered something. I want to be careful here because I don't have the cable in front of me, but the wire says 'off-ramp' was the actual term, which — okay, if there's an off-ramp on the table and we're still taking new strikes, that does start to look less like defense and more like we decided the exit wasn't worth taking. I'm not saying that. I'm saying it's a fair question. It's not my question to answer.…
…(cont) What I can tell you is that CENTCOM's statement uses the word 'response' more than once, which, in fairness, is exactly the word you'd use whether you're defusing a fight or picking one and calling it self-defense afterward. The language does a lot of work. It always does.
Look, attacks on American forces happened — that part isn't in dispute, that's a real fact, people are shooting at people, and any government responds to that. What's harder to square is offering an off-ramp and then, practically in the same breath, expanding the target list to IRGC infrastructure. Either the off-ramp was real, in which case we drove past it, or it wasn't, in which case why is it in the wire copy at all.
I'll say this plainly, and then I'll stop: a strike 'in response to' something is still a strike, and a strike that happens the same week as a diplomatic offer is a choice, not an accident. I was told to say this is proportional and defensive. It might be. It also might just be the thing that happens after every offer this administration gets, which is more strikes. I don't write the CENTCOM statements. I just read them out loud, and lately they don't read the way they used to.
“They offer an off-ramp then merge straight onto another bombing run — read that sequence twice, that's not diplomacy, that's cover. Every 'response to attacks on American forces' line lands the same week Tehran's floating an exit, and somebody still signs off on more strikes. That's not a strategy, that's a habit, and none of it shows up on your ballot next fall.”
“This is a proportional, defensive response to attacks on American forces, full stop, nothing to do with any so-called off-ramp Tehran claims it offered. Iran struck first, we answered — wait, they offered an exit the same week? I mean, obviously all options stay on the table, it's just that the table's currently on fire.”
The receipts
The U.S. military struck Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) targets inside Iran on Tuesday following Tehran’s attacks on U.S. military assets in the region, the U.S.
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