‘Behind the wheel of an 80,000-pound lethal weapon’
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San Francisco’s Union Square reborn as $75 million bet from rookie investors, with cheap labor and deadly consequences
As it ran on the front
San Francisco’s Union Square is getting a $75 million rebirth courtesy of rookie real estate investors (22), and the engine under the hood is cheap labor, with deadly consequences (38). The receipts line up: the money flows in, the labor costs are cut, and the column gap is measured in funerals. The city’s face gets the lift, but the ledger shows who pays the price.
The mechanism is rug-pull—a revitalization described as a win, and the labor described as a cost-saving measure, but the outcome is deadly. The receipts show the money desk at work: the investment is a bet, the labor is a shortcut, and the consequences are written off as externalities. The punchline is that the city comes back strong for the investors, and the workers get the bill. The gap is the size of the funeral, and the rent check is the joke.…
…(cont) The fix is simple: the receipts say the money’s there, but the cost sits in the labor ledger, not the investment column. The city gets a facelift, but the workers pay for it in lives. In lieu of flowers, hon, send your rent check to the union.
“They drop $75 million on a real estate revival and turn to cheap labor to make it run, with deadly consequences. The city gets a facelift, but the workers get the bill. The joke is your rent check, and the punchline is the driver’s funeral.”
“Smart investments bring jobs and revitalization to cities. Sometimes labor is less expensive, which helps keep costs down—wait, did I say deadly? No, that's not the official position. Anyway, the city is coming back strong.”
The receipts
“Forget blood in the streets,” Max Raskin of Uris Acquisitions joked. “We bought when there was feces in the street.”
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front.