Iran attacked Jordan, Kuwait and the UAE, claiming retaliation for the latest U.S. strikes as the war in the Middle East ramps back up.
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Iran fires on neighbors after US strikes; Pentagon docks warship after 300 days at sea
The receipts paint a picture of near-constant escalation in the Gulf: Iran accuses the US of bombing a wedding, then fires on its neighbors after a fresh round of American strikes (0, 14, 32, 34). Meanwhile, the Pentagon brings the USS Lincoln home after 300 days at sea (15), but the war doesn’t dock with it. The sequence is familiar: each retaliation lands somewhere else, never at the party responsible, and the cost is paid by the neighbors, never the planners. The receipts make clear the cycle hasn’t stopped, it’s just moved parking spots. In the background, the war keeps running, and the stakes keep landing on the ordinary people who live in the wrong zip code. The Pentagon’s best trick is endurance, but endurance isn’t peace. The receipts tell us who pays — Gulf states get hit, civilians get bombed, the ship docks, the war stays. The ledger shows the cost is never paid by the planners, only the neighbors. The only thing parked is the ship, and the war keeps rolling. In this corner, the receipts land on the lunchbox: the neighbor’s lunchbox left on the table when the fireworks arrive.
“The US and Iran trading hits, and somehow the neighbors get caught in the crossfire. The Pentagon parks a warship after nearly a year, but nobody parks the war. It’s always the folks down the block who pay for the fireworks.”
“You know, it’s important to maintain a strong presence in the region. That’s why the USS Lincoln stayed at sea so long. If Iran is attacking Gulf states, it’s obviously because our deterrence is working — or maybe, uh, not working? But I’m sure everything is under control. Did I say control? I meant ongoing operations.”
The receipts
After more than 280 days at sea and reports of deteriorating conditions and morale, thousands of sailors and Marines from the USS Abraham Lincoln are finally on land. The ship arrived at a port in Eastern Thailand on Wednesday to take a four-day break from its deployment supporting the war in Iran before heading home to San Diego. NBC’s…
The latest violence has ended a monthlong lull in fighting between the US and Iran.
The American military said its barrage was retaliation against recent attacks on U.S. forces and marine traffic. Iranian officials said a wedding was hit and civilians killed.
The Pentagon has failed its audit eight years running - the only major federal agency never to pass one Military Times, 19 December 2025
US and Iran Trade New Strikes as the War Enters its 7th MonthThe United States and Iran are exchanging new attacks across the Middle East, following days of renewed threats from both sides. CENTCOM says the U.S. struck Iranian air defense sites, radar systems and other military targets in response to Iran’s recent attacks on commercial shipping in the Strait of Hormuz.
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