Woods told officers at the scene the crash occurred while he was looking at his phone and changing the radio.
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Vanessa Trump Attends Tiger Woods' Courthouse Plea; He Gets Five-Year License Suspension, No Contest
As it ran on the front
Here's how it actually works, and the Tiger Woods case is just clean enough to show the machinery without the usual paint job. Man gets in a rollover crash, faces a reckless driving charge, the kind of charge that for most people means bail hearings and mugshots and a public defender who's got forty other files open that morning. Woods doesn't get that morning. Woods gets a Florida courthouse, a plea agreement waiting for him like a car with the engine running, and Vanessa Trump — daughter-in-law to a former president, no less — standing next to him for the walk in.
The deal that comes out the other end: no contest, license suspended for five years. Not revoked. Suspended, with an expiration date already printed on it, the way a magazine subscription has an expiration date. A five-year suspension sounds like a sentence until you say it next to what a reckless driving charge can actually carry, and then it sounds like what it is, which is a number chosen for how it reads in a headline rather than for what it costs anybody.…
…(cont) Nobody had to make a phone call for this. That's the part that should bother you more, not less. The system doesn't need a phone call when the room already knows who's standing in it. A guy with Vanessa Trump on his arm doesn't need a fixer; the courthouse does the fixing on its own, the way water finds the low spot in a floor without anybody digging a channel for it.
This is the whole con of 'the justice system treats everyone the same,' stated plainly: it does, right up until somebody with the right support system walks in, at which point 'the same' quietly becomes 'the same, adjusted.' Nobody signs anything acknowledging the adjustment. There's just a plea, a suspension with a calendar on it, and a photograph of who was standing there when it happened, which in this case is doing all the work the fine print usually does.
“A guy in a rollover crash faces a reckless driving charge, and instead of a bail hearing he gets a Florida courthouse, a plea deal waiting like a car with the engine running, and a member of the Trump family standing next to him for the walk in. Nobody had to make a phone call for that; the room already knew who was in it.”
“This was a straightforward plea agreement, negotiated the way plea agreements always are, and Ms. Trump's attendance is a private family matter with zero bearing on prosecutorial discretion — the five-year suspension is actually a serious consequence, arguably one of the toughest available short of... well, short of the thing that didn't happen, which I probably shouldn't have brought up.”
The receipts
Vanessa Trump walked into the Florida courthouse with Tiger Woods as he finalized a plea deal in his rollover crash case and faced license suspension.
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front.