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Pentagon calls its missile most accurate, then watches Iran cite the wedding it hit to strike three countries.

Photograph via Common Dreams, from “Iran War Trump Said Would Be Quick Has Now Lasted 6 Months With 'No End In Sight'”, 28 August 2026 — the original report

As it ran on the front

Let's be precise, because precision is the entire point here. Cmdr. Tim Hawkins, speaking for U.S. Central Command, put it exactly right on Tuesday: the Pentagon is "aware of the reports" out of southern Iran and is "looking into them." That is not evasion. That is process. You do not confirm a strike on a private home in Kuhestak until you've run the numbers, and the numbers on this missile have always been extraordinary — it is, by the Navy's own literature, the most accurate weapon in the inventory, the kind of precision that lets a commander tell Congress a target was struck and nothing else was.

Which is why the reports are — five dead. Sixty-eight wounded. A four-year-old named Amir-Ali Karimi. A sixteen-year-old named Mohammad Mollahi. I want to be clear that the investigation into how the most accurate missile in the American arsenal found a wedding in Hormozgan province is ongoing, and ongoing investigations do not prejudge —…

…(cont) Look. Iran's embassy in Austria posted a line Wednesday morning I'd like to address, because it's inflammatory: they said bombing wedding parties "used to be a trademark of the US." Used to be. As though there's a new trademark now. That is Iranian state media doing what Iranian state media does, and it is not a coincidence that within hours Tehran cited this wedding — this single, still-under-review wedding — as grounds to strike Jordan, Kuwait, and the UAE. Three countries. Over a strike we have not confirmed. That is not proportionate, that is not — I mean, we haven't even said it happened and they've already used it to open three fronts, which, if I'm being honest, is a faster turnaround on the story than we've managed on the investigation.

I'll say this for the record: the President has been clear that reporting on this war is frequently "particularly inaccurate" — he told Bret Baier's show as much last week over a segment he didn't like, and Baier stood by his correspondent, and I stood by the missile, and the missile hit a house where people were dancing. The war marked six months this past Friday. It was supposed to take weeks. It is now longer than most of the marriages it has apparently attended.

The investigation continues. So, evidently, does everything else.

“They call it the most accurate missile the Navy's ever built, and the first thing it accurately hit was a wedding — a four-year-old, a sixteen-year-old, sixty-eight people carried out on stretchers. "Looking into it" is what you say about a parking ticket, not about a wedding party, and while the Pentagon takes its time Tehran's already cashed it in for three new fronts. The "quick" war just turned six months old, and every week they don't answer for one wedding, somebody else answers for three countries.”
Sal
“Look, precision-guided means precision-guided, that's not marketing, that's engineering — it's not on us that a private residence happened to be located inside what CENTCOM would characterize as a — okay, it was a wedding, it was a wedding. But "looking into it" is standard protocol, that's diligence, not a cover-up. And can we talk about how Tehran gets to open three retaliatory fronts off a strike we haven't even confirmed happened? Did I just defend three counterattacks off an unconfirmed report — that's not what I meant to say.”
Chip

The receipts

Iran War Trump Said Would Be Quick Has Now Lasted 6 Months With 'No End In Sight' Trump's 'quick' Iran war has cost Americans $71.5 billion at the pump
Common Dreams§

The illegal war with Iran that President Donald Trump said would be over in a matter of weeks entered its sixth month on Friday, and there is little sign of it wrapping up in the near future. A Friday report in The Washington Post marking the six-month anniversary of the illegal war noted that Trump's ability to decisively win the…

US Condemned for 'War Crimes' After Bombing of Wedding Party in Iran
Common Dreams§

At least five people are dead, and 68 more are reportedly injured after the US bombed a wedding party in Southern Iran on Tuesday, an act that Iranian officials called a "war crime." The Iranian embassy posted a video from a hospital showing several people, including what appears to be a young child, being treated for severe wounds from…

US ‘looking into’ reports from Iranian state media that US missile hit wedding The US military struck a house in Iran, says Iranian state media
Washington Examinerright§

The U.S. military is looking into reports from Iranian state media that an American airstrike on Tuesday hit a house in southern Iran where a wedding was taking place. “We’re aware of the reports, which originated from Iranian state media, and we are looking into them,”

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