Iran on Sunday threatened a "more painful" response to U.S. strikes on three Iranian oil tankers.
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RECORD AT THE PUMP
Diesel hits all-time high as Iran tightens grip on Strait; Trump's fix: renaming it after himself
As it ran on the front
The ledger for Labor Day weekend closes at $4.14 a gallon, the highest recorded for that holiday on record, ABC News confirmed Sunday. That figure does not arrive by itself; it arrives with a war attached to it. Six months into that war, the account it draws on is the Strait of Hormuz, and this week Tehran told CBS News it will impose an "exclusion zone" tightening its hold on the channel further. The strait did not get narrower. The claim on it did.
That claim has a price, and the price keeps updating. On September 4, Common Dreams and the Associated Press logged diesel at $5.85 a gallon, an all-time high — and because diesel is the fuel behind most freight and delivery networks, the number does not stay in the tank; it rides along on every truck that restocks a shelf. Days before that, on August 31, AAA had already recorded regular gas above $4 a gallon every day in August, the first time that has happened, ninety cents higher than the same week a year earlier. The direction of travel is not ambiguous. It has gone one way since the war opened the account.…
…(cont) Iran, for its part, has not offered a discount. CBS reported Sunday that Tehran is promising a "more painful" response to U.S. strikes on three of its oil tankers, which reads as a threat until you check what has already been delivered without it: a tightened strait, a Labor Day record, a diesel record four days later. The retaliation has not arrived yet. The invoice already has.
Against that ledger, the administration's entry — filed September 2, carried by both The Hill and Common Dreams — is a social media post asking whether the strait should be renamed TRUMP STRAIT, on the reasoning that, like America, it would be "hotter than ever before." No barrel of oil changes hands on that line. No price at the pump moves. It is a rebrand proposed for a waterway the United States does not own, floated the same week its tightening cost every driver in the country ninety cents more a gallon than a year earlier, and it is, so far, the only fix on the table. The strait remains foreign. The bill does not.
“They start a war over a shipping lane, then act surprised when the toll on that lane gets more expensive to pass. Ninety cents more a gallon than last year, diesel breaking records, and the entry on his desk isn't a plan — it's a request to slap his own name on the water. That's not a policy response, hon, that's a receipt with a Sharpie signature.”
“Look, the exclusion zone is an Iranian announcement, not U.S. policy — we didn't set that price, they did. And the renaming idea, that's just — it's optimism, it's branding, nobody's saying it replaces a strategy. Did I say it replaces a strategy? Because it does not replace a strategy.”
The receipts
Gas prices in the U.S. have hit a record high for Labor Day weekend, averaging $4.14 per gallon
A top Iranian official says Tehran will impose an "exclusion zone" outside the Strait of Hormuz as it seeks to tighten its chokehold on tanker traffic.
The Strait of Hormuz remains the primary flashpoint in the conflict.
The average price for a gallon of diesel fuel in the United States hit an all-time high average price of $5.85 on Friday as the Trump administration's war on Iran and its resulting disruptions to the global energy market showed no signs of ending. "Trump did it! Diesel hits a new record high!" economist Dean Baker wrote sardonically on…
Gas prices have risen sharply since the start of the Iran war. Some drivers are using special techniques to maximize their miles per gallon and save at the pump.
Brent crude, the global benchmark for oil, was up about 1 percent as trading resumed on Sunday, while the national average price of gas was nearly $4.15 a gallon.
· Trump Threatens to Rename Strait of Hormuz for Himself as War Pushes Diesel Prices Toward Record High from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump floats renaming Strait of Hormuz after himself from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump Hammered Over Iran War That Drove Gas Prices Above $4 Per Gallon Every Day in August for First Time Ever from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026
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