The suggestion, posted on social media, appeared to be the latest in the president’s efforts to alter geographic names.
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Trump floats America's third map rename in two weeks, over a governor's objection it 'isn't up for debate'

As it ran on the front
The norm against renaming America's map to flatter one man died this week, for the third time in eleven days, survived by a lake, a strait, and now a state.
It was born, as best this desk can tell, wherever the U.S. Board on Geographic Names first agreed that Lake Ontario predates every president who has ever looked at it, and that the job of a map is to tell you where you are, not who is in charge.…
…(cont) The first attempt on its life came August 27, when Mr. Trump signed an executive order retitling Lake Ontario "Lake America," effective immediately. Google complied within seventy-two hours, describing the change in a statement that read like a compliance memo: the U.S. Geographic Names Information System had "formally changed" the name, and Google Maps had merely followed along. Apple Maps followed Google the next Tuesday. A lake shared with Canada now carries one country's brand name in two of the phones most Americans use to find it.
Six days later came the norm's second death, dressed as a joke that wasn't one. With diesel prices climbing toward records because of a war his own administration started with Iran, Mr. Trump mused on social media about renaming the Strait of Hormuz — a waterway the United States does not own and never has — "Trump Strait," on the theory that, like America itself, it would be "hotter than ever before." It was a penny-ante flourish for a war already costing drivers real money at the pump.
Its third death arrived at home. The White House posted a map showing New Mexico relabeled "New America." Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham answered the way you answer a bill collector who has the wrong address: flatly, in writing. New Mexico's name, she said, isn't up for debate — it's been hers since before the country doing the renaming existed. What is up for debate, she added, is who's showing up for working families, a subject the map did not address.
The norm is survived by the cartographers who still have to print the atlases, and by whichever federal office inherits the next label change. It is preceded in death by the idea that a president's own name is not, by itself, a geographic feature.
In lieu of flowers, the family asks that you check the name on your own state's welcome sign, and call your representative if it starts to look unfamiliar.
“They didn't win a vote, they won a software update — Google and Apple flipped Lake Ontario's name overnight because a memo told them to, and nobody who lives on that lake got a say. Now the same guy who wants a lake and a strait named after him is coming for New Mexico, and its own governor's the only one who's said out loud that the checkbook's not the only thing that isn't up for debate. This ain't patriotism, it's a landlord painting his name on a building he's renting, and the tenants get the bill.”
“Look, presidents get to shape how America sees its own map — that's not a scandal, that's leadership, and if Canada's got a problem with "Lake America" they can take it up with— wait, did I just say Canada owns half that lake? Forget I said that. The point is a name's just a name, it's not like renaming New Mexico actually changes anything about New Mexico — okay, don't quote me on that part either.”
The receipts
New Mexico Gov. Michelle Lujan Grisham (D) slammed President Trump’s recent post where he shared a map showing her state renamed as "New America." “New Mexico’s name isn’t up for debate — it’s been ours since before the United States existed. What is up for debate?
· 'Embarrassing': Google Maps Renames 'Lake Ontario' as 'Lake America' in US from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
· Apple Maps follows Google in adopting Trump’s ‘Lake America’ rebrand from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Google Maps adopts ‘Lake America’ after Trump executive order from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
· Trump signs order changing Lake Ontario's name 'effective immediately' from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026
· Trump floats renaming Strait of Hormuz after himself from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
· Trump Threatens to Rename Strait of Hormuz for Himself as War Pushes Diesel Prices Toward Record High from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front.