It’s like the would-be date who declines, citing a need to wash her hair. Karen Bass has told a powerful congressional panel that she can’t testify next week about homelessness failures in her city, because, well, she’s busy. The mayor spurned a request to appear Sept.
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Bass too busy to testify on homelessness, not too busy to ease a street-vending crackdown

As it ran on the front
My nephew Danny is in his second year of law school now, and he called me last week about something in his administrative process class, and I don't pretend to follow all of it, but the boy is sharp, and when he starts in on the difference between "unable" and "unwilling" I write it down, because that's a distinction that comes up more than you'd think in my line of work, which is mostly complaining.
He was going on about a House subcommittee — I've got it here somewhere — the one they call Delivering on Government Efficiency, and how a mayor from out west, Karen Bass, sent word she couldn't make it to a hearing on September 15th about homelessness in her city. Not "won't." Not "declined to." Just — busy. I asked Danny, is "busy" a legal term, and he laughed at me, which, fair.…
…(cont) So I went and found the piece — New York Post, this morning's paper, still on the porch where the dog left tooth marks in it — and I read it twice, standing there in my one raincoat because it was doing that thing where it can't decide if it's going to rain. "Karen Bass has told a powerful congressional panel that she can't testify next week about homelessness failures in her city, because, well, she's busy." That's the sentence. I copied it into the notebook so I wouldn't lose it, though where the notebook's gotten to right now is anybody's guess.
Here's what I keep circling back to, and Danny, forgive me, I know you already explained this part twice. A calendar only has so many boxes in it. Somebody fills them in, one at a time, and whatever doesn't fit, doesn't fit. That's not an accusation. That's just how a Tuesday works. I've got a car in the garage that needs a fan belt and I keep telling myself Saturday, Saturday, and then Saturday comes and I'm at the toll plaza instead because my brother-in-law needed a ride. Nobody made me choose the toll plaza. I just did.
So the question I had for Danny — and he's the one in school, not me, so correct me — is whether a person can be too busy for one thing on the calendar and not too busy for a different thing on the calendar, in the same stretch of days. He said sure, happens constantly, that's what a calendar is. Fine. I'm not arguing with the law student.
Except then I went back to the morgue — that's what we call the old clippings, Danny, not a real morgue, don't put that in a paper — and found something from August 28th. New York Times. Same mayor. A street vending crackdown in her city had been getting some pushback, and she eased it, personally, after a debate, and in the piece she's quoted saying the food vendors discourage restaurant patrons, and she says it right alongside homeless encampments, like the two belong in the same sentence. Her opponent in that race, a woman named Nithya Raman, said the vendors ought to be brought into the system instead of pushed out of it.
I read that one to Danny too. He got quiet.
Because here's my trouble, and it's a small one, and maybe it's nothing. The hearing she's too busy for is about homelessness. The crackdown she found time to ease also got explained, by her, using the word "homeless." Same subject. Different rooms.
I don't know what's on a mayor's calendar. I've never seen it. Neither has Danny, and he's the one with the casebook.
Excuse me — before you go — one more thing, if you don't mind, because Danny asked me this and I didn't have an answer. If a person has time to personally revisit a policy on street vendors, on the record, in a newspaper, does "too busy" mean the calendar was full, or that it was arranged?
“She's not too busy, she's too available — for the vendor with a cart and no lobbyist, she's got time to personally walk it back; for a congressional panel asking why people are still sleeping in the encampments she's talking about in the same breath, suddenly the calendar's full. That's not a scheduling conflict, that's a priority list with a line item circled. Follow the time the same way you'd follow the money, because with these people it's the same document.”
“Look, mayors have limited time, they have to triage, and homelessness hearings in Washington are — okay, they're theater half the time, everybody knows that, subcommittees grandstand, that's not spin, that's just — actually you know what, I didn't say "theater," strike that. The point is a mayor personally softening a vending crackdown after a debate shows she's responsive to constituents, which is leadership, which is — wait, that's the same trait the Post is using against her on the hearing thing. Huh. Okay, next question.”
The receipts
· LA Mayor Karen Bass Eases Street Vending Crackdown After Debate from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026
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