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Page F2From§Eachthe sunrise edition — 8 September 2026

Trump vows to win the war spiking U.S. pump prices, then floats renaming the strait after himself.

“Iran increases gasoline price for its heaviest consumers as economy struggles”, 8 September 2026 (Photo via NBC News — the original report)

As it ran on the front

The average price of gas going into Labor Day weekend was $4.14 a gallon, according to AAA's national tracking average, a record for the holiday. The previous Labor Day record was $3.82, set in 2012. The gap between those two numbers is thirty-two cents, and the record they broke is fourteen years old.

Diesel moved on its own schedule. It hit $5.85 a gallon on Friday, then $5.88 by Saturday, an all-time high two days running, according to AAA. Freight and delivery networks run on diesel, so the increase travels down the same routes as everything else does.…

…(cont) The administration books both numbers to the war it is running against Iran, specifically to the closure and now the contested control of the Strait of Hormuz, the channel a top Iranian official says Tehran will surround with an "exclusion zone" for tanker traffic. President Trump has said oil prices will come down "when we WIN the war." He has also floated renaming the strait after himself, posting that it is "under USA control" and musing whether to call it "TRUMP STRAIT," then adding, "Like America itself, it would be 'hotter' than ever before!"

Republican pollsters are watching the same ledger from a different desk. Axios reported this month that the party's own internal polling shows voters placing the blame for the price increases on the president heading into the midterms.

Tehran is running its version of the same math, in the other currency. State media reported Tuesday that Iran raised the price of gasoline for its heaviest domestic users, the latest in a string of adjustments the government has made to keep its economy funded through the war. Iran does not call this a war tax any more than Washington calls $4.14 a war tax. Both governments call it something else and let the pump do the talking.

Line the two up. Washington's price moved thirty-two cents past a fourteen-year-old record, spread across every driver who filled a tank this weekend. Tehran's moved on its heaviest users specifically, a targeted hike aimed at the biggest accounts rather than a broad one across the whole country. Neither government has entered "cost of the war" as a line item on any public budget. The receipts are keeping that ledger instead, one gallon and one exclusion zone at a time, hon.

“They tell you the price comes down once he wins the war — that's not an economic forecast, that's a bet placed with your gas tank while he workshops naming rights on the strait he's fighting over. Iran's out there charging its own biggest users more at the pump just to keep the war funded, so credit where it's due, they're at least honest about who's covering the tab. Ours just shows up at $4.14 with no line item and no name on it.</sal> </invoke>”
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“Look, $4.14 a gallon is a small price to pay for a strategic chokepoint like the Strait of Hormuz — wait, did I say "small price"? That's not — these prices are temporary, they come down the moment we win, no I don't have a date for that, why would I have a date for that.”
Chip

The receipts

Gas prices reach Labor Day high amid Iran war
The Hillmainstream§

The average price of gas going into this Labor Day weekend reached a record holiday high compared to past years at $4.14 a gallon, according to a national tracking average from AAA. The previous record for Labor Day was $3.82 in 2012. The high price for fuel comes as diesel hit its highest price ever on Friday,...

'Trump Did It!': At $5.85 a Gallon, Diesel Price Hits All-Time High in US Thanks to War on Iran The war on Iran sent diesel to a record high — and the bill lands on everything you buy
Common Dreams§

The average price for a gallon of diesel fuel in the United States hit an all-time high average price of $5.85 on Friday as the Trump administration's war on Iran and its resulting disruptions to the global energy market showed no signs of ending. "Trump did it! Diesel hits a new record high!" economist Dean Baker wrote sardonically on…

Oil prices up as Iran says it will expand control over Strait of Hormuz Tehran moves to set the oil price at the Strait
CBS Newsmainstream§

A top Iranian official says Tehran will impose an "exclusion zone" outside the Strait of Hormuz as it seeks to tighten its chokehold on tanker traffic.

'Can't Message That Away': GOP Frets as Trump Administration Desperately Spins Record-High Diesel Prices Trump's war with Iran put diesel at a record high — and Republicans are stuck defending it
Common Dreams§

The price of diesel fuel in the US hit another record high on Saturday, as data published by the American Automobile Association showed the average cost for a gallon of diesel now stands at $5.88. According to a Saturday report from Axios, incumbent Republicans are fretting about the impact that skyrocketing gasoline and diesel prices…

· Trump Hammered Over Iran War That Drove Gas Prices Above $4 Per Gallon Every Day in August for First Time Ever from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026

· Trump Threatens to Rename Strait of Hormuz for Himself as War Pushes Diesel Prices Toward Record High from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026

· Millions of Labor Day travelers facing higher gas prices and airfare from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

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