The strikes were in response to more attempted missile attacks on a Navy warship, a US official said.
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US disables three Iranian tankers Saturday, strikes 'multiple' more Tuesday, drawing threat of reprisal.
As it ran on the front
The books are open on Saturday's entry: U.S. Central Command struck three Iranian crude oil carriers near Kharg Island and "permanently disabled" all three, a precise number attached to a stated cause, unprovoked missile attacks on two Navy warships. That is one line item, tidy — three tankers, one verb, one date, September 5.
Tuesday's entry runs the same column with a different total. A U.S. official told reporters the military hit "multiple" Iranian oil tankers near Kharg Island again, this time after "more" attempted missile launches at a Navy warship — which warship went unnamed. Three days, same island, same justification, and the count moved from a number you can write down to a word you can't audit.…
…(cont) The receipts for what got hit on the water aren't the only account that won't balance this week. CENTCOM also confirmed an underwater drone "malfunctioned" while operating near Iran; Tehran's account has its Revolutionary Guard seizing that same drone in the Strait of Hormuz. One object, two ledgers, and neither side's entry cancels the other's.
Set that beside this weekend's diesel price — a record for Labor Day, and the number retailers post at the pump is never rounded to "multiple." It's dollars and cents, to the decimal, at every station in the country. The oil the country is short on is the same oil these tankers were hauling before Saturday, and the same oil the tankers hit Tuesday won't be hauling now. The supply side of that price got smaller twice this week, and the itemized receipts for exactly how much smaller stopped being issued after the first disabling.
Iran's promised reprisal is the line still pending. Nothing about it has a number yet — not a target, not a date, not a count of vessels or warships it will reach. When it posts, expect it to land on the same side of the ledger the tankers did: the supply column, not the price column. The price column only moves one direction from here.
The gap, hon, is between the precision the price carries and the precision the supply account stopped carrying three days after the first strike. Both numbers describe the same barrel of oil. Only one of them still gets counted.
“Three tankers, they can count. "Multiple" tankers, they can't — and be damned if that isn't the same week diesel hits a record price at the pump. Every time this war runs the supply down, the counting gets vaguer, and both losses land on the guy filling up his truck for the drive to work.”
“"Multiple" is standard operational language, you don't hand Tehran a body count of their own fleet mid-conflict — wait, we handed them an exact count three days earlier, three tankers, permanently disabled, that's — that was a different posture, a Saturday posture. And the reprisal threat is proof the strikes are working, which is also, come to think of it, why the reprisal threat exists — I'll have someone get back to you on that one.”
The receipts
The U.S. military destroyed five Iranian oil tankers linked to the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps (IRGC) Tuesday in response to attempted Iranian missile launches at U.S. Navy warships, the U.S.
They’re the latest tit-for-tat strikes as Washington and Tehran lurch back toward fighting during more than six months of war.
Iran said it had retaliated by launching missiles at Jordan, raising the specter of still more fighting.
U.S. Central Command said it hit five Iranian crude oil carriers on Tuesday after the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps targeted a U.S. Navy warship with ballistic missiles on two occasions over two days.
The Strait of Hormuz remains the primary flashpoint in the conflict.
U.S. Central Command on Tuesday confirmed an underwater drone malfunctioned while operating near Iran. The confirmation came after Tehran said the country’s Revolutionary Guard seized an unmanned drone in the Strait of Hormuz.
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