Animated comedy South Park said it will change its name to “South America” amid a series of name changes from the Trump administration, such as the Gulf of America and Lake America. “Inspired by the bravery and patriotism of Apple and Google, we are changing the name of South Park to SOUTH AMERICA.
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South Park renames itself to mock a move Apple and Google already made real.

As it ran on the front
An executive order works on a lake the way a memo works on a company: it does not touch the water, it touches the label. On August 27th the President signed one renaming Lake Ontario "Lake America," a parting shot after trade talks with Canada broke down. The lake stayed exactly where it has been for centuries, half in New York and half in Ontario. The order was never really about geography. It was about which name the software would carry.
Google went first. By Saturday, two days after the signature, Google Maps showed "Lake America" to users in the United States. Apple took longer: its maps didn't catch up until September 1st, five days after the order, trailing Google by three days. The gap is the whole story in miniature — two of the largest companies on earth changed the name of a lake for the government that regulates them, and even they couldn't agree on how fast to do it.…
…(cont) Ontario didn't wait on either app. On August 29th, Premier Doug Ford put up a large sign reading "Lake Ontario" and left it standing. It's not much of a rebuttal to an executive order, except that a sign doesn't take software updates. That's the whole appeal of a road sign in a fight like this one.
By September 1st, the same week Apple fell in line, a Reuters/Ipsos poll had the count: 63 percent of Americans opposed the renaming. A majority said no in the same stretch of days two of the country's biggest tech companies said yes. The order didn't need the public's permission. It needed the map's, and the map said yes twice, at two different speeds.
Which is what makes South Park's move this week almost redundant. Trey Parker and Matt Stone announced the show will rename itself "South America," crediting the "bravery and patriotism" of Apple and Google for the inspiration. It lands as satire because it's staged as one — a title card, a press line, a joke everyone's in on. But strip the delivery and it's the same act Google performed on a Saturday without one: change the name because the change came from above. The cartoon needed a punchline to do what the map did as routine maintenance.
Line up the dates — the order, the map, the sign, the poll, the cartoon — and only one of them was trying to be funny.
“A President renames a lake and two of the biggest software companies on earth update it inside a week — that's the chain of command nobody voted on, and it moves faster than a budget. Ford's sign is analog on purpose: a road sign doesn't take a software update, which is the only reason it outlasted an executive order. When 63 percent of the country says no and the map changes anyway, the poll was never the product being sold.”
“Look, a map has to reflect current federal naming, that's just accuracy — Google moved fast because Google respects the law, and Apple took a few extra days because Apple does things right, due diligence, not — well, did I just call five days of foot-dragging due diligence? That's not what I meant to say. And the poll number, sixty-three percent, that's just — people don't like change, they'll get used to it, they always do.”
The receipts
Trey Parker and Matt Stone announced "South Park" will be renamed "South America" Tuesday in a jab at Apple Maps and Google Maps over the Lake Ontario name change.
· Canada takes another shot at Trump with giant Lake Ontario sign from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Live updates: US-Venezuela oil deal sparks debate; Doug Ford mocks Trump's Lake Ontario renaming from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
· Trump signed an order to rename Lake Ontario to Lake America — what to know from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026
· Apple Maps follows Google in adopting Trump’s ‘Lake America’ rebrand from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
· Majority of Americans reject Trump’s renaming of Lake Ontario to Lake America, poll finds from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026
This page is a back-issue: the story as it ran, receipts as they were. The current edition is at the front.