The price of crude oil hit a 15-week high after the U.S. said it blew up five more Iranian oil tankers, triggering retaliation from Tehran.
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Iran strikes damage US jets in Jordan, oil tops $100, officials call damage limited.

Iranian strikes on a US base in Jordan resulted in damage to American fighter jets, as reported by CBS News. In the wake of the attack, oil prices surged past the $100 per barrel mark, a threshold that signals significant financial impact for consumers and markets alike. Despite the material losses — damaged military hardware and a spike at the pump — US officials characterized the outcome as 'limited damage' (The New York Times). The sequence is precise: strike, asset loss, price surge, official reassurance. The bill arrives at the gas station, not the press briefing. The gap between the material effect (oil price above $100) and the official line (damage limited) is the shape of the ledger: the cost is paid, but the hit is minimized in the statement. The receipts are in the CBS and NYT coverage: jets struck, oil up, damage downplayed. Hon, the only thing limited is the official candor; the bill for the strike is full price at the pump.
“Oil hits triple digits when Iran strikes a US base, but the officials say it’s only a scratch. Funny how the damage is ‘limited’ but the price at the pump is anything but. That’s the cost of calling war a minor inconvenience.”
“Incidents like this are unfortunate, but the impact was contained. Oil prices fluctuate for many reasons — did I say ‘strikes’? I meant ‘events.’ What matters is officials assure us everything is under control.”
The receipts
The latest round of fighting may result in reports of traumatic brain injuries among American service members, officials warned.
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