New York City Schools are set to deploy attendance cops to combat their ongoing chronic absenteeism epidemic.
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NYC schools deploy truancy officers to track student absences, leave the chancellor's own procurement file open.

As it ran on the front
I called about the toll again this morning. That E-ZPass statement — the charge from the bridge I don't think I crossed, the one I've been meaning to dispute since July — I finally got a person on the line. Except it was the wrong person. Tolls said try billing, billing said try disputes, disputes put me right back to the menu I started on. I sat in the driveway with the car running, because it doesn't love to restart once it's off, and rode out eleven minutes of hold music with a pen, because I keep one in the glovebox for exactly this kind of morning.
Somewhere around minute nine it occurred to me — hold music does that to a person — that I'd read something the day before about the schools. Let me find where I wrote it... here. Kamar Samuels, the chancellor, is promising "accountability" in how the Department of Education signs its contracts. That's the word the paper used. Accountability. I underlined it, because it's a good word, the kind you want from whoever's running a department that size.…
…(cont) Here's what got me, though, and I promise this connects: when you call to dispute a toll, the very first thing they ask for is your account number. Before your name, before the amount, before anything. The account under review has to identify itself before it gets to complain about anybody else's. So I wondered, when the chancellor says he's going to hold DOE contracts accountable, does that promise come with an account number of its own? Because the same story that carried the accountability line carried this, a few sentences down: Samuels is himself under investigation. For procurement. Not a review, not an inquiry — the word the story used was investigation. Into contracts. Somewhere in that department there's a file with the chancellor's name on it, and the word for a file like that, the one still being looked at, is open.
Meantime — and I only found this out because I kept scrolling past the toll company's hold screen to kill time — that same department is putting attendance officers out on the street. Actual officers, to go find the students who make up the thirty-three percent who aren't showing up. A third of a classroom, missing every day, and the answer is to send somebody out to go look for what's unaccounted for.
I think that's the right instinct, honestly. Go find the thing that's supposed to be there and isn't. That's the whole idea behind sending somebody out. Check the roster, count who's missing, go get them.
I just keep circling back to the toll booth — sorry, I know I already brought this up — because before they'll help you with anything, they need your account number. They need to know what's still open on your side before they'll touch what's open on theirs. So if the department can spare people to go find a third of its own student body, one at a time, house by house, I'd think somebody over there already knows how to locate one file. His file. It's not lost. Nobody's out looking for it. It's just sitting there, open, the way a thing sits when nobody's closed it.
I never did get the toll people back today. Fourth transfer, then the call dropped. I'll try again tomorrow from the porch, where the bars are better.
Oh — excuse me, one more thing before you go. The procurement investigation into the chancellor's own contracts, the one that didn't come up when he announced the accountability plan. Is that file open or closed right now?
I already know. I just like hearing somebody else say it.
Open.
“You send cops after third-graders for not showing up, but the guy in charge of the contracts is under his own investigation and nobody's sending anybody after that file. That's the whole racket — accountability's a word you say to the people underneath you, never a thing you apply to yourself. Watch how fast that truancy squad gets funded and how quiet that procurement file stays.”
“Look, "accountability" is a forward-looking commitment — you can't hold a plan responsible for a process that predates the plan, so I don't see the — wait, is the investigation about contracts he signed or contracts he inherited? Because those are very different — actually I don't have that in front of me. What I can tell you is the Department takes procurement integrity extremely seriously, which is exactly why there's a process, which is exactly what's happening right now, to him. So it's working. Did I just argue the investigation proves the system works while also saying it shouldn't count against him? Huh.”
The receipts
Scandal-plagued NYC Schools Chancellor Kamar Samuels promised a total overhaul of the city's dysfunctional procurement system -- while making no mention of his own ongoing investigation for procurement violations.
· DC public schools face special grand jury probe into attendance, truancy and graduation records from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026
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