Page K2From§Eachthe wee small hours edition — 14 September 2026
“They cut five million people off food stamps, then the guy running federal health policy goes on TV and calls it basically nothing — that's not a gaffe, that's someone told the number and saying it out loud anyway. A million and a half of those are kids, and now their school lunch is next on the chopping block. You don't lose that money by accident; you lose it because somebody wrote a bill that spends it somewhere else.”
“Look, the Secretary was talking about eligibility integrity, people who left the rolls because they no longer technically qualified — that's the system doing exactly what it's supposed to do. Sure, the number is five million and it's the lowest in seventeen years, but nobody said all five million were — wait, did I just say the count doesn't matter? That's not what I meant, forget I said that.”
The receipts
The 2025 reconciliation law cut SNAP by $187 billion - the largest cut in the program's history. SNAP feeds one in five American children Congressional Budget Office estimate, via CBPP SNAP tracker
Millions dropped from SNAP food assistance as funding faces September uncertaintySNAP funding could face a major shake-up at the end of September unless Congress passes a resolution to delay major changes included in the GOP’s One Big Beautiful Bill.
· ‘Obviously Going to Increase Hunger’: Trump SNAP Cuts Imperil Free School Meals for Millions of Kids from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026
· RFK Jr. Dismisses Impact of SNAP Cuts as Data Shows 5 Million People Have Lost Aid from the morgue, 27 Aug 2026
· Trump-GOP Budget Law Pushes SNAP Enrollment to 17-Year Low as Millions Lose Aid from the morgue, 26 Aug 2026
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