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THIRD DEATH

CDC left two Pennsylvania measles deaths out of its count; woman becomes the third anyway

“Pennsylvania woman dies from measles complications”, 13 September 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

Walk me through it. That's all I ask before I write anything down — walk me through how a number like this actually gets made, one step, then the next, because I've been doing this a long time and I still don't understand how you go from "two people died" to "we're not putting that in the count yet" without somebody, somewhere, deciding it on purpose.

Here's how they say it goes. Step one: a state health department confirms a death. Pennsylvania's did that on August 25th — two unvaccinated residents of Lancaster County, the first measles deaths in the state in 35 years, according to what the Department of Health put out that day. Step two: the number goes to the CDC, who folds it into the weekly count everybody reads — governors, reporters, guys like me trying to keep track of one thing. Except on September 1st, the CDC said it wouldn't. Not couldn't. Wouldn't. Two measles-associated deaths in Pennsylvania, and the agency told the Washington Examiner it was still investigating the cause before it would count them.…

…(cont) That's the number I can't get past. Two.

Now I want to be fair, because that's step three, and it's a real one: one of those two deaths was a six-week-old infant who also had a rare genetic condition, Amish lethal microcephaly. That's a legitimate thing to check. The Lancaster County coroner did the checking, confirming on September 4th that measles caused the child's death anyway.

Step four is where I keep losing the thread. Four days after the CDC said it needed more time — one day after the coroner gave it the answer — the Health and Human Services Secretary, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., went on camera and accepted that the infant died of measles. In the same breath, he accused Pennsylvania Governor Josh Shapiro of politicizing a dead child. That's in The Hill, September 5th. So the review that held up two rows in a federal count closed four days after it opened, and the day it closed is the day the secretary picked to talk about somebody else turning it into politics.

I don't have an opinion about that. I'm just telling you the order it happened in, because I wrote it down twice to make sure I had it right, and it still reads the same both times.

Here's my demonstration, and it's a small one. I balance my own checkbook every Sunday at the kitchen table — yeah, I know, I said I'd leave the kitchen alone this week, so let's do it on the porch instead, same idea. I write down what came in, what went out, and if a number's wrong I don't leave it off the page while I "investigate." I cross it out and I fix it, right there, dated, so anybody looking over my shoulder can see what I changed and when. What I don't do is quietly not write the number for a few days and then, once somebody else confirms I owed it, complain that my wife brought it up at dinner.

Now it's September 13th. A 40-year-old woman in Jefferson County died from measles, and every outlet I've got calls her the state's third death this year, in the country's worst outbreak in 35 years. Third. I keep coming back to two — two rows the CDC held out of its own count for four days while a health official was already confirming one of them — and now the count everyone's using has moved on to three like the two were always sitting there.

So excuse me, before you go — I know I already brought this up, and I'm sorry, but let me put it one more way, differently this time: is she the third measles death in Pennsylvania this year, or is she only the third one the count is willing to admit to, on a page where two of the rows spent four days not existing at all?

“They didn't lose those two rows, they parked them — held two dead people out of the federal count for four days while the secretary was busy calling a governor political for mentioning one. Then the review clears, the kid's death is real, and instead of an apology you get an accusation aimed the other way. That's not a data hygiene problem, that's a guy protecting a talking point with a corpse count.”
Sal
“Look, the CDC has to verify cause of death before it goes in the official count, that's just — that's basic epidemiology, you wouldn't want them counting wrong, would you? And four days, I mean, that's actually fast for a federal review, that's practically same-day service. The Secretary wasn't attacking the child, he was pushing back on the Governor's — okay, he was accusing the Governor of politicizing a dead infant the same day he confirmed the infant was dead. Did I say that part out loud? That's not how I meant it to land.”
Chip

The receipts

The US declared measles eliminated in 2000. The last two years carry more cases than the rest of the century combined - the worst count since 1991 The Hill / CDC measles data, July 2026

Pennsylvania woman dies from measles complications
The Hillmainstream§

The Jefferson County, Pa., Coroner's Office on Sunday said a 40-year-old woman died from complications with measles, the state's third measles-related death this year. Coroner Greg Furlong wrote on Facebook that the woman, a Jefferson County resident, died on Saturday. He added that his office was working with the Pennsylvania Department…

· CDC omits Pennsylvania measles deaths from weekly update pending review from the morgue, 1 Sep 2026

· RFK Jr. accepts PA child died of measles, says Shapiro hastily 'politicized' death from the morgue, 5 Sep 2026

· ‘How Many More People Need to Die?’ Calls for RFK Jr. to Resign Grow After Two Measles Deaths from the morgue, 25 Aug 2026

· Lancaster County, PA infant confirmed to have died from measles from the morgue, 4 Sep 2026

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