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FBI director defends lifted hiring ban on bestiality offenders, closes hearing announcing completed most-wanted sweep

“They lowered the bar to hire people with records of theft and prostitution, then told a Senate committee they caught a guy in Venezuela so nobody would ask who's filling the other seats. That's not law enforcement, that's a magic trick — watch the trophy, don't watch the roster. Somebody's getting hired this year who couldn't clear your dry cleaner's background check, and he's carrying a badge and your case file.”
Sal
“Look, every FBI director has personal travel, that's not the story — the story is standards, and these are expanded standards, full stop. ...Okay, fine, they're lowered, they had to lower them, the bureau lost the workforce, that's just — that's just math. But it's strategic math, and paired with a 65 percent jump in extraditions and a completed Most Wanted sweep, I'd call that a bureau that's — look, hiring is hiring, can we get back to Comey's travel?”
Chip

The receipts

Patel grilled on ICE shootings, Trump Jr.'s wedding…and bestiality?
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Presented by SourceAmerica {beacon} It’s Tuesday, and it's Sen. Mitch McConnell's first full day back in 92 days. In today's issue: Patel questioned Supreme Court angers Trump Texas students respond to Republican Macklemore dropped from tour Programming note: We're Joshua Feldstein and Claire Leibowitz, filling in for Cate today.

Patel fends off questions about his personal travel and leisure Patel doesn't deny the taxpayer-funded trips — he says his predecessors took them too
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FBI Director Kash Patel pushed back against questions about his personal travel on Tuesday by contrasting it with that of his predecessors James Comey and Christopher Wray, as Senate Democrats pressed him for answers during a heated oversight hearing about taxpayer-funded trips and leisure activities. Sen. Mazie Hirono (D-HI) questioned…

Watch: Patel and Sen. Welch spar over FBI's role in U.S. elections
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FBI Director Kash Patel and Democratic Sen. Peter Welch of Vermont got into a heated argument over U.S. election conspiracies and the FBI's role at polling sites for the upcoming midterms during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing.

Durbin presses Patel on reason for lifting hiring ban on bestiality offenders
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Sen. Dick Durbin (D-IL) pressed FBI Director Kash Patel multiple times on why the bureau lifted its hiring ban on people who previously engaged in bestiality. The reason Patel provided was that in some cases, FBI applicants were forced into having sex with animals when they were younger.

Watch: Booker clashes with Patel, Grassley during Senate hearing
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Democratic Sen. Cory Booker got into a heated back-and-forth with FBI Director Kash Patel during a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday that prompted committee chair Sen. Chuck Grassley to chide the New Jersey senator.

· FBI revises hiring standards regarding prostitution, stealing from employer from the morgue, 30 Aug 2026

· Kash Patel to testify before Congress next week from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

· EXCLUSIVE: FBI extraditions soar as Patel ramps up foreign outreach, vows 'no sanctuary' from the morgue, 3 Sep 2026

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