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Death penalty ruled too harsh for Reiner after 'a rigorous review,' mandatory in Florida for immigrants without one.

“They ran a "rigorous review" before deciding not to kill a filmmaker's son, and Florida wrote a law so nobody has to review anything before killing someone without papers — mandatory, no review, no discretion, next. That's not two different justice systems, that's one system that keeps a discount lane for people who look like the DA's neighbors. Ask which lane you're standing in.”
Sal
“A rigorous review just means the DA did their job — individualized review in capital cases is standard, that's due process, not a favor. And Florida's mandatory sentence for illegal— for immigrants convicted of murder, that's the legislature's will, duly enacted, that's not vengeance, that's a deterrent— wait, did I just say "mandatory" and call the other one a "review"? That's not— that's a coincidence, forget I said that.”
Chip

The receipts

· In Florida, illegal aliens who commit crimes aren't deported — they're put to death from the morgue, 31 Aug 2026

· Florida AG seeks death penalty for couple who allegedly held 4 children in ‘rolling prison’ for nearly 7 years from the morgue, 7 Sep 2026

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