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SELECTIVE JUSTICE

Justice Department charges Russians in global assassination network, calls probe into Trump Jr.'s Russian gift unlikely

“They can build an entire case—five guys, wanted posters, murder-for-hire, the whole show—when the target is somebody Moscow doesn't like. But when the money comes into the family, this same office suddenly can't figure out how to open a folder, and they call it unlikely, like it's a weather forecast. That's not a legal standard, that's a price list.”
Sal
“Look, the Attorney General reviewed it and determined an investigation is unlikely, that's — that's just prosecutorial discretion, career professionals make these calls every day — not every day, I don't mean every day, some days — the point is, Kremlev's a private businessman, a boxing guy, he can attend a wedding — did I say he paid for it? I don't think I said that.”
Chip

The receipts

Hunter Biden trolls Donald Trump Jr. over ritzy Russian-funded wedding: ‘I got married on the rooftop’ A Russian oligarch banned from the Olympics over corruption funded Trump Jr.'s wedding
New York Postright§

Kremlev, 43 is best known as head of the controversial International Boxing Association -- a position he has held since 2020 -- which was stripped of its recognition and banned from the Paris 2024 Olympics over allegations of corruption.

DOJ charges Russian agents for alleged murder-for-hire plot in US
Washington Examinerright§

The Department of Justice announced charges against five Russian agents still at large for allegedly contracting for surveillance and murder-for-hire plots around the world, including in the United States. The individuals allegedly work for Russian intelligence services and have been working since 2024 to conspire and conduct attacks…

· Polish prime minister Donald Tusk says authorities, working with U.S. services, foiled an alleged Russian plot to kill a Ukrainian-American citizen in Warsaw and arrest a suspect accused of acting for from the morgue, 13 Aug 2026

· Prosecutor Joseph diGenova resigns from DOJ role investigating Trump-Russia probes from the morgue, 10 Sep 2026

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