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SIX MONTHS IN

Trump promises 'big decision' on Iran, six months after promising it'd be quick, $121 billion later.

“Iran: Account of US Air Force colonel's rescue 'fictional'”, 17 September 2026 (Photo via The Hill — the original report)

As it ran on the front

On Thursday, a United Nations fact-finding mission said it had "reasonable grounds" to believe two U.S. airstrikes inside Iran amounted to war crimes, and recommended "full reparations to victims." The White House called its own answer "explosive" — the New York Post's word, not mine, though I understand the impulse to reach for a synonym when the noun you actually mean is "crimes." Iran, for its part, called the Pentagon's account of rescuing a downed Air Force colonel "fictional and unacceptable" — a colonel whose F-15E went down over Iran in April, whose rescue the United States has now had to describe more than once. Iranian forces brought down at least two more American MQ-1 drones this week, officials said, declining to specify beyond "at least."

That's the week in denials. Here's the week in arithmetic. On September 9th, a running tracker maintained by Brown University's Watson School put the consumer cost of the war at $101 billion — $776 a household — in extra energy spending alone. Eight days later, Moody's Analytics has that energy figure at $121 billion, $930 a household, with total added household costs, once you count everything the war touches, at $1,760. Whatever this war is doing inside Iran, and the UN's fact-finders have their own accounting for that, it is also doing something specific and countable to the price of filling a tank in Ohio, updated roughly every eight days.…

…(cont) And on that same Thursday — the war-crimes finding, the fictional rescue, all of it — President Trump told reporters he has "a big decision coming up" on Iran. "Do I want to go in and annihilate them or do I not? It's a big decision." The war passed its six-month mark on August 28th under a headline noting "no end in sight"; it was supposed to be over in weeks. Six months in, the president describes the choice to escalate a war he has already been fighting for six months as still ahead of him.

The White House's statement called the UN's finding "explosive." Iran's statement called America's rescue account "fictional." Between those two adjectives sits the thing itself: a war with a rising bill, a widening legal finding, two more drones in the wreckage, and a decision the president says he hasn't made yet, six months and $121 billion behind him.

“They tell you the check's still open while the pump keeps ringing up a tab and mailing it to your house — nine hundred thirty bucks a household on energy alone, and that number's eight days old. Six months in, the man says he's still deciding whether to have the war he's already having; the bill doesn't wait on his decision, it comes due whether he makes one or not. Somebody's calling that patience. It's a subscription.”
Sal
“Look, "explosive" is exactly the right word for a response to a — well, it's a UN mission, so I can't say baseless, but a report that recommends reparations for strikes the Pentagon has also described as precise. Precise and reparation-worthy — administrations balance both all the time, that's just — that's just how precision works now, apparently. And the president saying he has a big decision "coming up" means no decision's been made yet, which means there's nothing to answer for until he makes it, which is — I'll have someone get back to you on that one.”
Chip

Earlier in this story

The receipts

Iran: Account of US Air Force colonel's rescue 'fictional'
The Hillmainstream§

Iran on Thursday accused the U.S. of fabricating its account of how it rescued an Air Force colonel whose F-15E fighter jet was shot down over Iran in April, calling the claims “fictional and unacceptable.” The service member, referred to by his mission call sign of Bravo, recounted his story of survival earlier this week...

US Energy Consumers Have Spent $121 Billion Extra Since Trump Launched Iran War: Moody's Gun Violence Archive

Human rights experts: 'Reasonable grounds' to believe US committed war crimes with Iran strikes
The Hillmainstream§

The United Nations's fact-finding mission on Iran said Thursday it found “reasonable grounds” that the U.S. military committed war crimes in two airstrikes inside Iran and accused Iran’s government of carrying out crimes against humanity against its citizens during the forceful crackdown on anti-government protests earlier this year.

US Energy Consumers Have Spent $121 Billion Extra Since Trump Launched Iran War: Moody's Trump launched an unauthorized war. Families are paying $1,760 for it.
Common Dreams§

A recently published economic analysis estimates that President Donald Trump’s illegal war with Iran has cost US consumers an average of $1,760 per household—including a total of $121 billion in extra spending on energy alone—since the conflict began less than 8 months ago. The war, which Trump launched without congressional…

· Iran War Trump Said Would Be Quick Has Now Lasted 6 Months With 'No End In Sight' from the morgue, 28 Aug 2026

· Consumer Burden of Trump Iran War Exceeds $100 Billion as Oil Prices Pass $100 a Barrel from the morgue, 9 Sep 2026

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