• Jailed Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich denied detention appeal in Moscow • Putin visits Russian troops at military headquarters in Kherson • Watch moment WSJ journalist appears in Russian court
Page A2From§Eachthe milkman edition — 18 September 2026
Kremlin manufactures total control at the ballot box for an army stuck fielding post-WWII-era tanks
As it ran on the front
Russia's parliamentary elections opened today, and by any reasonable measure this is the kind of civic engagement a free country stages for itself every five years — free citizens, a free ballot, a free press covering the whole — no. There is no free press covering it. Wall Street Journal reporter Evan Gershkovich, jailed in Moscow, had his detention appeal denied in a Russian court this same week, while voters were asked to affirm the government holding him.
The New York Times laid out why the vote happens at all: Russian elections exist mainly as a source of legitimacy for a government that otherwise has none to spare. And the Kremlin has gotten very good at the mechanics — so good that Russia's political elite still has plenty of room to maneuver, plenty of factions to check the center — no. The Times' own reporting this week says that room has disappeared entirely. Total control, the paper calls it. Not a figure of speech.…
…(cont) To make total control look like a mandate, the party brought in outside help. On September 15, Washington Capitals captain Alex Ovechkin — a Moscow native and Russian citizen — appeared in a United Russia campaign ad alongside a slate of Kremlin-aligned figures, published by the business paper Vedomosti. A hockey captain, lending his name to a parliament whose outcome was decided before puck drop.
The army that all this legitimacy is supposed to be legitimizing is having a harder week. Western officials told CNN that Russia is "going backwards" on equipment, deploying tanks from the post-World War II era into a war that started in 2022. Putin visited troops at military headquarters in Kherson the same week that assessment circulated.
So here is the count, stated plainly, nothing added: one election, run to manufacture total control at home. One reporter, denied his appeal the same week. One hockey star, cast in the ad. One army, fielding tanks from another era entirely. The ballot box is the one place this government still wins by design. The battlefield is the one place the design runs out of tanks.
“They call it an election, but the Times said it plain: it's a receipt machine for a guy who already runs everything, and they flew in a hockey player to sell it like a jersey number can vouch for a rigged scoreboard. Meanwhile the actual army guarding that guy's power is running tanks older than color TV. Total control at home, nothing left abroad — that's not strength, that's a landlord bragging about the new lock while the roof's caving in.”
“Every country holds elections, and Russia held one today, so technically this is democracy doing exactly what democracy does — the reporter's appeal getting denied the same week is a completely separate legal matter, unrelated to the government he's suing, unrelated, did I say that? That doesn't sound like me. As for the tanks, vintage just means proven, and Putin visiting the troops in person shows real leadership — or it shows there's nothing else to show, but let's go with leadership.”
The receipts
The Russian elite’s room for maneuver has disappeared.
Russian elections like the parliamentary vote that begins today are hardly free. But they are critical to the government as a source of legitimacy.
· Washington Capitals star Alex Ovechkin appears in pro-Putin ad from the morgue, 15 Sep 2026
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