Flock ran searches for “coexist bumper sticker,” “white truck with a trump sticker,” and “Star of David,”
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Flock enabled nearly 3,000 police searches in a month, then its CEO denied the one about an abortion.

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All together now — row one. Nassau County, June: 1,112 searches of Flock's camera database. Row two: Suffolk County, 1,194. Row three: District Attorney Ray Tierney's office, adding more on top. Run the total and you land, per the attorney who pulled the numbers for the New York Post, on nearly 3,000 searches in a single month, through a single company's network, blanketing Long Island.
That company is Flock — the vendor that sells the cameras, builds the database, and, notably, keeps the log. The log is the receipt. It is also, this week, the only reason anyone outside a police department knows the number 3,000 exists.…
…(cont) Go back to August 26. 404 Media had reported that police used Flock's system to track someone who had self-administered an abortion. Asked about it, Flock's chief executive, Garrett Langley, told police the story was "entirely false." 404 Media's follow-up reporting states plainly that he was not telling the truth. This is not a dispute about tone or emphasis. It is a company's chief executive describing, to the police who are his customers, an event his own product logged.
Three weeks later, on September 17, Flock ran a different kind of search — through its own fake account, posing as a police department. The searches: "coexist bumper sticker." "White truck with a Trump sticker." "Star of David." Not a live investigation. A demonstration, apparently, of the kind of query a department should not run. The company that built the tutorial on restraint is the company whose chief executive, three weeks earlier, could not accurately describe how the tool had actually been used in a case involving a pregnant person.
Now return to row one. Nearly 3,000 searches, one month, one Long Island. No breakdown yet of what was searched for, or why, or whether any of it resembled the queries Flock itself flagged as the wrong kind. The log exists. The company holding it is the same company that, when a real answer mattered, gave police a false one.
Point, counterpoint: the departments paid to install a system that grades their restraint in public demonstrations while its own leadership fails the same test in private. The invoice went to the counties. The accuracy, on the one search that counted, did not.
The file with the search count and the file with the CEO's denial arrived from different reporters on different dates. They describe the same company. Nothing here requires speculation about what happens next. Row one already tells you what happened this month.
“You know what a Flock camera doesn't do? Care whether the car underneath it is going to church, a protest, or a clinic — it just logs it, forever, and hands the keys to whoever asks nice. The company grading cops on which bumper stickers not to search is the same company whose own boss looked police in the eye about an abortion case and lied. That's not a glitch, that's the business model: sell the surveillance, control the story about the surveillance.”
“Look, every technology gets misused by somebody somewhere, that's not — did I say misused? I mean the CEO clarified an inaccurate report, that's just corporate communications, companies do that constantly. And the practice searches, the bumper sticker thing, that's literally Flock teaching restraint, that's a positive, you're twisting a training exercise into — okay, it does sound bad when the training exercise and the lying happen three weeks apart. Next question.”
The receipts
Long Island police departments ran nearly 3,000 searches in just one month through Flock’s database — a controversial AI-powered surveillance system that’s blanketed over the region, according to new data. Nassau County police ran 1,112 searches in Flock’s database in June while Suffolk County PD searched another 1,194 times and District…
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