Google has been fined $463 million for breaching the European Union’s strict privacy rules because it mishandled users’ location data, the bloc’s data privacy watchdog said Monday.
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Ruled an illegal monopoly, Google keeps every piece; the going rate is $463 million.
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Let's do the arithmetic first, because that's the job. In July of 2018, the European Commission fined Google €4.34 billion for using Android's dominant position to box out rival search products. Google said it would appeal, and it did. On Monday, the EU's data privacy watchdog added another line to the same ledger: $463 million, for mishandling the location data of the people who use Google's services, which is most people. That's eight years and two fines apart, and the second one runs about a tenth the size of the first, which in this business passes for restraint.
At the money desk we don't read a fine as a punishment so much as a receipt — proof the meter was running, nothing more. The interesting number sits nineteen days earlier and an ocean away. On September 2, U.S. District Judge Leonie Brinkema, who had already found last year that Google holds an illegal monopoly over the ad-tech industry, ruled that the company does not have to sell off any part of it. No divestiture of the AdX exchange. No structural change of any kind. The finding of illegal monopoly stands; the monopoly stands right along with it.…
…(cont) So run the filing against the table, hon. In one jurisdiction, the remedy for market dominance achieved illegally is a check, cut every few years, appealed when convenient, absorbed into a quarterly earnings call as a line smaller than the marketing budget. In the other, the remedy for the identical finding — illegal monopoly, adjudicated, on the record — is nothing. Not a check. Not a sale. Not one line moved on the org chart. The business Judge Brinkema examined leaves her courtroom the exact size it walked in.
That's the gap, and it isn't hidden; it's dated, it's public, and it's two rulings nineteen days apart concerning the same company for the same species of conduct — market power used to box out competitors, whether the terrain is Android phones or the ad exchanges that decide which ads reach you and who gets paid for showing them. One system writes the number down and moves on to the next fine. The other system found the crime, said so on the record, and declined to write anything down at all.
We're not going to tell you which column that gap turns up in. You already know. We just keep the books.
“They find Google guilty of running an illegal monopoly and the sentence is nothing — no breakup, no sale, not one wire uncrossed. Then Europe fines it four hundred sixty-three million and everybody acts like that's the checks and balances working. That's not a fine, that's a cover charge, and you're the one paying it every time your phone knows exactly where you are.”
“Look, the judge found a monopoly existed as a matter of law, sure, but breaking up a functioning ad exchange helps nobody — investors, publishers, the whole ecosystem takes the hit, that's just basic market logic. Europe's fine, on the other hand, that's a cash grab dressed up as privacy enforcement, they do this every few years like clockwork. Wait — did I just say the monopoly ruling doesn't matter but the fine does? That's not what I meant, forget I said that.”
The receipts
· The European Commission fines Google €4.34 billion for breaching EU antitrust regulations, claiming that Google abused the dominant position of Android to promote their search product. Google announce from the morgue, 18 Jul 2018
· Judge rules Google does not have to break up ad tech business from the morgue, 2 Sep 2026
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